A new low in truck stickers

"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
07/28/2014 at 11:15 • Filed to: None

At least for this guy it is... His last truck (an Explorer Sport Trac) read: "I only hunt two legged deer" next to which was depicted the outline of a girl with antlers. Now he has reached a new low, his Dodge (with cummins diesel) reads: "Your Mother Should Have Swallowed". Why in the FUCK would you put something so offensive to...well... anyone ever, on your truck?

DISCUSSION (69)

Alex B > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:17

Ew. I'll never get truck people.

RazoE > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:18

He put the sticker in the wrong place. He was supposed to put it on his bathroom mirror.

Wacko > Alex B
07/28/2014 at 11:19

not all truck people, and I don't own a truck. I would say redneck truck people

mr_gofast > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:19

his next sticker

Kinja'd!!!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:19

Because you were raised in a trailer park in rural Alabama, and this was a common greeting?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Alex B
07/28/2014 at 11:20

That's a little bit too encompassing of a statement, there are a lot of neat trucks out their and a lot of their owners are awesome people.

But there is a segment that loves to accessorize with trucknuts, offensive stickers, racist statements, sexist statements and confederate flags.

Alex B > Wacko
07/28/2014 at 11:20

Yes, this is true. I should've been clearer.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > RazoE
07/28/2014 at 11:20

I'll be sure to tell him that, since unfortunately, he works with me.

Übel > Wacko
07/28/2014 at 11:21

I'd just leave it at "rednecks"

Alex B > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:22

Yes. When I refer to "truck people" I mean that group. Most truck people are fine. Are you in the south?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/28/2014 at 11:22

In that case it could also be "your mother/cousin should have swallowed".

I do feel kind of bad for having just said that.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:23

Clearly this person suffers from a severe case of penile-deficiency syndrome, and must insult others in order to raise their own self-worth.

Someone really should talk to this person about getting some counseling or therapy. I would open the conversation with "Sorry about your penis. It must be difficult to deal with not having one."

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:24

One of those people that give all people that drive trucks a bad name.

mr_gofast > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
07/28/2014 at 11:25

mangina?

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:25

That was actually a pretty good reply :p

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:26

Don't feel bad. I drove through the entire south, and I loved all of it...

EXCEPT RURAL ALABAMA

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Alex B
07/28/2014 at 11:26

HAHAHA, no I am in Michigan. But when looking at this guys trucks, you'd think you are in the south. He also sometimes likes to mount both a confederate flag and a flag that says REDNECK on it in very large print.

yamahog > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:27

Because it's so cool to be non-PC, guys!!!

crowmolly > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:27

Scrape off the "Your", "Mother", "Shoud" (scrape the tail off the L and leave it), "Have", and finally the "ed".

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/28/2014 at 11:28

Exactly. Fortunately that segment of pickup truck drivers is always easily identified by their trucknuts, confederate flags and statements on their rear bumper or window.

"your mother should have swallowed"
"dodge the dad, ram the daughter"
"prius repellent"

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > yamahog
07/28/2014 at 11:30

sometimes being non-PC is a TON of fun, but you have to do it in the right setting, with the right people. People that have a sense of humor AND people you know won't be terribly offended.

Writing it on the back of your truck opens up your audience to EVERYONE that sees your truck.

I will say that America is sometimes a little to sensitive to non-PC stuff, but putting something like this out there for everyone to see is NOT ok.

zeontestpilot > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:32

Tell him its a shame his mother didn't.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:32

You forgot the classic "Pissing on a Chevy/Ford/Dodge logo"

Kinja'd!!!

yamahog > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:37

Agree. Anyone who does CAH knows I can be as awful as anyone, I just don't see why people are making "being an unPC asshole" such a badge of pride nowadays. Congrats, it's lowest-common-denominator humor!

Diesel > yamahog
07/28/2014 at 11:41

May I present, First Amendment Man!

McMike > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:44

While an effective insult (checks both the "wish you would never have been born," and the " Your mother is a whore" boxes), why the hell would you put that on the back of your car?

yamahog > Diesel
07/28/2014 at 11:49

Did you mean First Amendment Corporation ?

lolAmerica.

E92M3 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 11:50

That's just stupid. "Your dad should of wore a condom makes more sense"

Diesel > yamahog
07/28/2014 at 11:51

No, I was making a stab at Gawker and Second Amendment Man. But, the corporations do run everything.

[skulks away]

ttyymmnn > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 12:03

At least the grammar is correct.

WagonsEast! > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 12:06

In the BC interior there was a raised truck with mudders and a GIANT tailgate sticker that said "Mud Slut" in script. Oh how I wish for SR20 because it summed up the town so well.

erikgrad > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 12:10

Some days, when I'm leaving work (in metro Detroit), there's a guy in a beater Ford Ranger on the freeway with a very large confederate flag mounted to the back. Same guy?

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > crowmolly
07/28/2014 at 12:16

If I was Yowen, I would seriously consider scraping off 'Your' Then, this would be great on so many levels.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 12:16

Scrape off 'YOUR'. I'm very serious. It would be perfect.

Andrew P. Collins > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 12:33

Re: previous sticker, ...but a female deer is a doe and doesn't have antlers?

DipodomysDeserti > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 12:45

In my experience, Michigan is more Southern than places in The South. look at all the militias there.

EL_ULY > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 12:45

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

shieldsdb > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 12:53

Have you seen the "Dodge the father, Ram the daughter"?

Fucking disgusting.

Had a new lieutenant with a stickers that read "Lifted, fat chicks can't jump" and "Snatch a kiss or vice versa".

He as a immature little prick from a rich family. Also, guaranteed he was a West Pointer!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 12:54

Saw one today that said across the top of the windshield:

LEFT LANE COAL TRAIN

shieldsdb > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/28/2014 at 12:55

I've been in the south for 22 years now, you really should include every southern state. And southwestern Pennsylvania, which is my home area! lol

skippytheduck3 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 13:00

My favorite bumper sticker was spotted on the back of a seriously clapped out Suburu wagon:
"My Other Ride Is Your Mom."

Dest > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 13:48

Cause you're a douche with a dodge.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > erikgrad
07/28/2014 at 14:14

Haha, nope, although this guy does that too.... He also owns a General Lee replica, complete with confederate flag rough. Which is less offensive since it is a movie replica, but still, knowing more about him, I know he intends more than just an accurate replica.

worxman02 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 14:41

He has a job?! I thought that they guys who own those types of trucks just drive around all day rolling coal, shooting road signs, and buying ugly angry dogs to keep in their bed as they drive around.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > yamahog
07/28/2014 at 14:59

Jezebel had a great headline that says something to the effect of: Supreme court says corporations are people, but women are not.

Strange Noises Alou > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 15:02

I'm surprised they didn't go with the classic "should of" ignorant spelling.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > worxman02
07/28/2014 at 15:09

Yes, he is gainfully employed. The dude however does have a TRAINWRECK of a life. I could write at the very least a short story of a few thousand words, probably could fill a book though.

I would definitely recommend giving me a call if you feel down about your life, I could tell you about his, his likely is worse, but I won't make any assumptions.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
07/28/2014 at 15:37

Yeah, I am extremely tempted to do so, but I like my job. I also like my car to remain unmolested from whatever retaliation he might come up with.

I've floated the suggestion to a few people here though, maybe they'll do the job for me.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > mr_gofast
07/28/2014 at 15:38

I'M OLD GREG.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
07/28/2014 at 15:38

Followed shortly by bringing up his mommy issues.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Andrew P. Collins
07/28/2014 at 15:39

Yeah... I don't even know. We thought about turning that one into 3-legged deer.

mr_gofast > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 15:39

what kind of car do you have?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > McMike
07/28/2014 at 15:39

Exactly.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > E92M3
07/28/2014 at 15:40

Yes, I like the added touch of miss spelling "should have".

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/28/2014 at 15:41

Ugh. Hahaha.

Another very bad one I've seen is: "Dodge the dad, Ram the daughter"

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > shieldsdb
07/28/2014 at 15:41

Yep, I've actually seen that, unfortunately.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > mr_gofast
07/28/2014 at 15:42

a '10 Taurus SHO.

mr_gofast > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 15:42

good call on not wanting it molested.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 15:47

Ahh, rookie mistake. Don't let others in on your plan.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 15:53

oh man, thats horrendous

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/28/2014 at 15:55

It's kind of funny, but not if it's stuck on your truck somewhat permanently. It's stuff like this that could get you your car keyed.

SPNKiX > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
07/28/2014 at 16:20

you only really have to remove the "y". It would work.

toyotasupraman > Andrew P. Collins
07/28/2014 at 16:38

You expect the kind of person that would buy AND put that sticker on their vehicle to use common sense?

yamahog > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
07/28/2014 at 17:15

Exactly. About to incorporate myself and do some law breakin' in the name of a religion I'm about to make up.

worxman02 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
07/28/2014 at 17:30

Sound's like the sticker should say, "My Mother Should Have Swallowed!" instead. Or I guess he is just projecting his anger at his crappy life onto others around him. That is probably the reason behind any vehicle with similar types of stickers on it.

Kat Callahan > Wacko
07/28/2014 at 17:54

#NotAllTruckPeople!

Kat Callahan > shieldsdb
07/28/2014 at 18:00

>____> LT needs a talking to from one of the female officers, me thinks. Perhaps maybe an... O-5? Yeah, that ought to do it.

Corinthian Leatherface > Andrew P. Collins
07/28/2014 at 21:44

People put this sticker on their ride for the same reason they paid good money for the one that says "How's my Driving? Dial: 1-800-EAT-SHIT."

Low self esteem, insecurity, and a huge social problems.

shieldsdb > Kat Callahan
07/28/2014 at 21:58

the brigade s3 took care of it!