So Master Salmon has caught a palmetto bug

"nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
07/27/2014 at 23:36 • Filed to: None

and has been playing with it for 20 minutes in the tub. Normally I wouldn't care but he has a habit of picking them up and carrying them about my apartment - I don't need palmetto bits in my bed!

*he is not a mighty warrior. He won't eat his prey and he meows at it when it stops moving.

DISCUSSION (11)

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/27/2014 at 23:36

There is so much florida in this post

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/27/2014 at 23:42

Va Beach but they're a very easy coast thing. Nobody seems to understand "they're like flying cockroaches" but they learn when one bounces of the side of your head at full speed.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/27/2014 at 23:47

Don't really have them where I live but I also live on the third coast (Great Lakes)

RockThrillz89 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/28/2014 at 00:00

Damn things are all over the place in SC. Seriously, you just pass each other on the street like a fellow member of society.

"Morning, Mr. Pal." *tips hat*

"Top of the morning to you sir." *tips little roach hat* "Leave me any good crumbs today?"

"Just some Chinese take-out form last night left on the counter. I'm still paying for it this morning. Might want to check out the Jones kitchen in the apartment beside me."

"Ah, right-o. Thanks for the heads up. And to return the favor, I'm going to hide in your bedsheets. Maybe you should consider making your bed before you pop off to work."

"Thank you kind sir. See you tonight then. Off to work. Enjoy your day!"

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/28/2014 at 00:05

My dad is from miami, and I go there to visit my grandma every couple of years. Trust me I get how disgusting they are

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > RockThrillz89
07/28/2014 at 00:09

this reminds me of the time I heard one in my pillow case.. Yeah. It crawled out and in a violent, half asleep rage I beat the hell out of my pillow, bed, sheets... I'm just glad I didn't jump up and open fire.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/28/2014 at 00:13

I had one which was awful. Getting ready to shower, letting water warm up. So I was naked at the time.

The fucker crawled on my foot up my leg!!! I screamed like a little girl and jumped and shook it off. Then beat the shit outta of it with a magazine.

I HATE those fuckers

RockThrillz89 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
07/28/2014 at 00:19

Had one run up my arm towards my face while I was asleep. Needless to say, first thing i did the next day was run to the store for some Raid Agent Orange Aerosol stuff. Actually worked pretty well with ridding the apartment from the buggers.

'Wägen, EPA LOL > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/28/2014 at 08:21

There's a bat in my freezer awaiting rabies testing because of a cat named Fitzgerald. I know all about the feline inclination to be all "Hey Dad, check this out... No you can't have it. C'mon!"

No Prius Needed > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/28/2014 at 11:17

I don't see cocaine.

No Prius Needed > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
07/28/2014 at 11:22

You are lucky it didn't start flying. Those things are fearless and its even worse when they try to dive-bomb you.