"Big Bubba Ray" (eganward01)
07/25/2014 at 00:39 • Filed to: None
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"Big Bubba Ray" (eganward01)
07/25/2014 at 00:39 • Filed to: None | 0
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Yes this is real life
What you are gazing at would be, the infamous 97 vw jetta 5 speed with the VERY exclusive zombie defense package. I know what your thinking. "Why does this exist?.. Iv never seen a zombie" and to that I say your welcome. This can be yours for the very reasonable price of 1500$. Keep your family safe and your neighbors entertained.
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Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> Big Bubba Ray
07/25/2014 at 00:41 |
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I've never wanted anything so bad in my life.
beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
> Big Bubba Ray
07/25/2014 at 01:15 |
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I'm looking at something to keep Velociraptors out of my neighbourhood, do you think this will work?
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Big Bubba Ray
> beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
07/25/2014 at 01:17 |
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I see no reason why it wouldn't. Zombies, dinosaurs, this Jetta should have you covered!
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beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
> Big Bubba Ray
07/25/2014 at 01:18 |
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I dunno man, Velociraptors are faster and can attack in pincer formation. clever girls.
William Byrd
> beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
07/25/2014 at 07:07 |
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I think a Velociraptor would be faster than that Jetta.
Recommend this for Raptor fighting:
It's a touch more expensive, but the play on words/irony is worth it!
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beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
> William Byrd
07/25/2014 at 20:39 |
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it's a bit outside my budget. I can probably afford a base level Ranger though and make it look like a Raptor.