"sellphones2493" (sellphones2493)
07/24/2014 at 22:40 • Filed to: None
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"sellphones2493" (sellphones2493)
07/24/2014 at 22:40 • Filed to: None | 0
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7:12 - Leave the house. Currently running seven minutes late.
7:15 - Get a red light that I never get, but it's three minutes long.
7:31 - Arrive at the train station. Train departs at 7:40 and I still have to buy a ticket and park.
7:33 - Find a parking spot next to a Windstar that has not moved in over six months (with parking tickets to prove). Aside from it's dirtiness from sitting for over six months , it's poorly parked.
I pull next to it, and open my door, banging into the side of the Windstar. I never door ding, and I usually park far - this was an isolated incident.
The Windstar's black plastic panel didn't ding - it literally fell off of the car. I picked it up and it went right back on like a lego piece.
Despite I'm pretty sure it's an abandoned car, I feel pretty bad about losing my door-dinging V-Card...
That's all. Please excuse me while try to search for my lost innocence...
Nibby
> sellphones2493
07/24/2014 at 22:43 |
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HOT WHITE BBW TRIMS DOWN
vdub_nut: scooter snob
> sellphones2493
07/24/2014 at 22:46 |
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Losing it to an abandoned car is like losing the other v card to a hooker or a love doll.
Yes, I made that comparison, whatcha gonna do about it?
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sellphones2493
> vdub_nut: scooter snob
07/24/2014 at 22:48 |
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Recommend it.
offroadkarter
> sellphones2493
07/24/2014 at 22:59 |
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at least it was a windstar, man what a colossal piece of shit
m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
> sellphones2493
07/25/2014 at 00:09 |
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I lost mine at a junkyard. I felt awful when I realized that some guy had been spending the last hour trying to remove that door that I crunched.
Takuro Spirit
> sellphones2493
07/25/2014 at 08:09 |
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I lost mine at a very young age.
Grandparents took me and my sister to Wisconsin Dells and when we arrived at the hotel, Grandpa parked his '83 Park Avenue next to a concrete wall and said "Be careful when you open the door that you don't...."
BAM
Sorry, I was an excited kid at the Dells for his first time. The chrome edging on the door prevented any serious paint or panel damage.
I did not even receive a "lickin" as he used to call them. Hey, spanking kids was okay in the '80s.
MonkeePuzzle
> sellphones2493
07/25/2014 at 10:22 |
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...and when you returned to your car you left a note?