PK just got screwed

"The Transporter" (transporter)
07/24/2014 at 19:09 • Filed to: None

Remember that online competition between Sebastian Vettel, Parker Kligerman, and some Chinese chick nobody's ever heard of before? Well, someone at Infiniti must have noticed that rabid Vettel fans and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! stuffed the ballot box and decided to put an end to that by getting rid of the "share anonymously" option. You can now only vote by sharing a link to your Facebook timeline and it doesn't even give you the option to post it privately.

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This, of course, only happened after script kiddies put Vettel and the Chinese chick a full minute (10,000 votes) ahead of PK.

So now there's no way in hell he could even come close to coming in second, let alone winning. It makes me think that this is what Infiniti wanted all along. Vettel is a factory driver so of course Infiniti wants him to win. The Chinese chick gives the competition a multicultural spin, plus she's easy on the eyes so of course she should come in a close second to the factory driver. And because we're talking about something related to F1, just like in World Cup soccer Americans cannot be allowed to win, so of course PK gets the shaft.

The frustrating thing was that the summer semester just ended for me and I was about to begin working on some Javascrip to put PK back in the game when I noticed this. Fuck this stupid game.