Aussie Opponauts - prepare to cringe.

Kinja'd!!! "Simplify, then add beer" (jeffoh)
07/24/2014 at 18:55 • Filed to: None

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Methadone, it's a hell of a drug.

Rest of the world: meet some of our less fortunate individuals.

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DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > Simplify, then add beer
07/24/2014 at 19:18

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I guess Australia is going to ban assault knives now.

"He just stabbed that dude for nothing because he was jealous because my friend, who I did juvey [juvenile detention] with, and have known her since we were babies, and he got cut and that's the only reason he carried on like that,'' said witness Melinda Garcia.

Holy run-on sentence, Batman!


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > The Transporter
07/24/2014 at 19:20

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Way ahead of your there. The NSW Summary Offences Act 1998 makes it an offence for a person to have custody of a knife in a public place without reasonable excuse. Plus you have to be over 16 to buy them, that includes steak knives from your local Target.


Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > Simplify, then add beer
07/24/2014 at 19:27

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Is it as bad as the pointless (pun intended) "stab free" kitchen knives they sell in Great Britain?


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > The Transporter
07/24/2014 at 19:35

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Had to do a bit of googling there. Never heard of those, so I guess there isn't a push for them.

To be fair though, most laws we pass here are knee-jerk reactions to crimes. All the media focus has been on one-punch attacks, and they haven't found out how to ban hands yet.


Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > Simplify, then add beer
07/24/2014 at 19:39

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Forced amputation? At least then everyone would be disabled so everyone would be allowed to join in the victim culture game.


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > The Transporter
07/24/2014 at 19:54

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Instead they've banned all take away booze sales after 10:30pm, and made it illegal to enter a bar in inner Sydney after 1:30am. Think I'd rather the hand amputation...