Scottish

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 07/24/2014 at 15:27 • Filed to: otba

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its not English

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > HammerheadFistpunch 07/24/2014 at 15:32

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I understood about 0% of that, partly because I'm American but mostly because she's wearing some sort of weird hybrid bra/one-piece swimsuit and it's mesmerizing.

macanamera > HammerheadFistpunch 07/24/2014 at 15:36

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Svend > HammerheadFistpunch 07/24/2014 at 15:45

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I live two miles from Scotland and they really good have some strange words.

MonkeePuzzle > HammerheadFistpunch 07/24/2014 at 15:45

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jsut in time for the Commonwealth games! :D

The Transporter > HammerheadFistpunch 07/24/2014 at 15:56

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From the Scots Wikipedia page on the Scots language:

Scots (or "Lallans", a poetic spellins for lawlands ) is ae Wast Germanic leid that's spaken in the Lawlands an Northren Isles o Scotland an in the stewartrie o Ulster in Ireland (whaur it's kent as "Ulster-Scots", "Scotch" or "Ullans"). In maist airts, it's spaken anent the Scots Gaelic an Inglis leids.

Translated into English:

Scots is basically the phonetic spelling of a drunk Groundskeeper Willy talking.

Cé hé sin > HammerheadFistpunch 07/24/2014 at 15:58

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It's not that hard, truth be told and I've only been to Scotland for a week.

In TV news, Karen is the ex assistant from Doctor Who.

Interesting that they translate "Irn Bru" as "soda". Not really the same thing at all guys.

Diesel > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/24/2014 at 16:06

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Reminds me of 5th Element, just not as sexy.

Anon > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/24/2014 at 16:53

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Short red hair never hurts either.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Anon 07/24/2014 at 17:09

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hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngshorthair

Cé hé sin > Anon 07/24/2014 at 17:32

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It wasn't always so short.

Enginerrrrrrrrr > HammerheadFistpunch 07/24/2014 at 18:35

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I could listen to scottish women talk all day...

edit: better video