Three Alarm Fire Destroys Millions of Dollars Worth of Porsches

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07/24/2014 at 12:32 • Filed to: porsche, fire, rsr, 911

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Among the fallen is a '73 RSR, thought to be the best and most original in the world. Let us weep together.

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DISCUSSION (47)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > horspowr1001
07/24/2014 at 12:38

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THERE IS NO GOD


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > horspowr1001
07/24/2014 at 12:45

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MY DAY HAS BEEN RUINED!!!! :_(


Kinja'd!!! Jon-o > horspowr1001
07/24/2014 at 12:45

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the article says cars can be replaced but people can't. While true that RSR can't be replaced. This is tragic


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > horspowr1001
07/24/2014 at 12:51

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That is heartbreaking!


Kinja'd!!! horspowr1001 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/24/2014 at 13:03

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Please join us at the community support center as soon as possible, there is much parking available. Tissues and cookies are on the table.


Kinja'd!!! mycarneverruns87 > horspowr1001
07/24/2014 at 13:04

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I guess you could say those Porsches would have been better....water cooled


Kinja'd!!! mycarneverruns87 > mycarneverruns87
07/24/2014 at 13:05

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Side note....this really does suck a fat one


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > horspowr1001
07/24/2014 at 13:10

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I'm on my way now! I must bring Brian and Stef!


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > horspowr1001
07/24/2014 at 13:33

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Well, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Now my chances of owning a 73 RSR are even lower.

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Kinja'd!!! tromoly > horspowr1001
07/24/2014 at 14:01

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Just a reminder that everything can be taken away in an instant. Enjoy what you've got, for tomorrow you might have naught.

Sorry to see the result, wish the owners and PM Motorsports the best with rebuilding.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 14:10

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The Porsche Gods are a real thing. And this collector must have pissed them off.

This is why I can't sell the 997. I don't want to feel the wrath!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 14:18

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THIS is what will happen if you sell the Porsche. Only it'll happen to the supercar you replaced it with.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 14:20

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Exactly!

You don't mess with ze Porsche Gods.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 14:23

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Hopefully my dad doesn't buy the Boxster at the end of the lease. Then he'll be SCREWED. Then he'll pass it on to me and I'LL be screwed.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 14:27

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Actually if he doesn't buy it he'll be screwed. Ze Porsche Gods will be pissed at him for giving up a perfectly usable Porsche.

You'll only be screwed if he hands it down to you. Then you won't be able to sell it without feeling their wrath. You'll be especially screwed if you sell it to someone that doesn't maintain it and and parks it outside.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 14:28

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Shit. What if I sell it for another Porsche!? Will I be in the clear?


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 14:31

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Yes, but ONLY if you sell it to a good home.

That's the only way to avoid their wrath. You have to A) find it a loving home and B) buy another Porsche.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 14:47

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Shit. I guess trading it in to a dealer is not an option.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 14:49

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It's a serious roll of the dice. If the dealer sells it to a Porsche lover who will take care of the car then you're OK. But if they sell it to a jerk then you're screwed...

It wasn't a risk I was willing to take when my lease ended. If I ever sell the 997 I will find a gearhead who will love it. Maybe K Roll will buy it one day.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 14:52

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Dat Rustocar special. How many miles have you put on it?


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 15:20

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Haha

A little over 50K

E90 is getting to 47K soon

E46 is at 40K

It would be fun to get them all to within 1000 miles of each other


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 15:46

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BTW the moar I learn about the Ferrari warranty and maintenance program the moar I see that anyone who buys a new Ferrari should DD the hell out of it.

The warranty is for 3 years and the free maintenance is for 7 years. And I think you can purchase extended warranty as well.

If you spend that much on a car you may as well extend the warranty and put as many miles on it within 7 years as possible. It should be treated like a car with a Carmax warranty. Drive the living piss out of it and hope that expensive stuff that's covered by the warranty breaks. Use up the consumables that are covered by the maintenance program as much as possible.

It would totally make sense to try to put over 150K on the car in the first 7 years. That would be awesome...


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 16:07

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Sell the E46!!!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 16:12

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I should!

But I want to get it to 50K miles first

I know that's crazy. I risk SMG breaking. But it's just a weird goal I have right now so I'm driving it as much as possible.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 16:20

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They usually say that driving supercars a lot is how to keep then on the road longer. That 7 year maintenance would help out SO much with Ferrari maintenance.

And yeah, E46 must GO


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 16:33

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I guess I should trade all ze cars for a Ferrari and DD the living crap out of the Ferrari

Except Ferrari won't email me back

They hate me


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 17:14

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I seriously think there's a conspiracy against you. I guess you really do have to buy used first for them to acknowledge you.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 18:15

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With Ferrari I think it's a conspiracy against everyone.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 18:17

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Seriously... They decided I'm not worthy.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Conan
07/24/2014 at 18:19

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The weird thing is that they were really nice to me when I went in a few months ago even though I wasn't close to ready for a car like that. They still answered all my questions and said they'd be there for me if I was later ready to order a car.

The sales guy followed up a few times via email and answered more questions that came up. Recently I asked him another question and then nothing. Either he thinks I'll never be able to make it happen or got annoyed or something.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 18:31

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You need a Challenge Stradale.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Conan
07/24/2014 at 18:31

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"fuck society, man!"

Enzo: the ultimate hipster.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 18:33

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I could call the dealer in LA about the one they have for sale.

Their response would probably be: "Oh is this Rusto? Sorry you are on our blacklist. Good luck finding one on Craigslist, sucka"


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 18:36

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LOL that's exactly how I picture them doing business.

I bet to even get into Ferrari ownership you need to know a guy.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 18:36

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Similar experience with a friend of mine. About the only Ferrari I could manage to get into is something from the 80s but he captains a fishing boat in Alaska and does quite well for himself. Virginia is just his off season home. I knew a guy from a Ferrari dealership from a state just south of mine and took him down for a test drive. He and the guy I knew seemed to have a great time. My fisherman friend didn't want to get the California then though, but pick it up after his summer season results. When they came back he called up the dealership and got completely blown off. I tried to contact the guy I knew and got blown off. My friend eventually settled for being mistreated by a Land Rover dealership instead and came to the conclusion that their treatment was somehow good given how he was treated by the Ferrari place. One of those should've called Automatch Tom lessons in retrospect I suppose.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 18:38

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Funny about that...


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 18:41

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Apparently it doesn't matter that my Dad got his 612 used from a Ferrari dealer. Because the dealer was in your state, not ours...


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 18:42

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So I'm in the clear when I buy one!

You could always fly out and drive back.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Conan
07/24/2014 at 18:43

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That story is hilarious!

Land Rover: "we treat you well, in comparison to Ferrari"

Maybe Ferrari acts like a spoiled hot girl to get you to throw money at them. Shows some interest at first to get your attention then gives you the cold shoulder until you start showering them with gifts and affection.

Wait that's exactly what Ferrari is, the spoiled hot girl...


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 18:46

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Yeah I guess I'll need you to go to the local dealer for me and convince them to send me the financing application. Then I'll need to fly out there to take delivery and drive back.

Perfect for you cause you'll get to drive it!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 18:47

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YAY


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 18:47

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WAIT A MINUTE

My last comment made me realize something

This whole thing is the evil plot put together by you and doge!

You want me to buy the car in NY so you can drive it. And doge is in on the conspiracy because he wants to fly to NY and take the road trip back with me.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 18:51

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SHIT

RUN DOGE HE'S DISCOVERED US


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 18:53

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He is not getting dinner tonight


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 18:55

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Damn, he's gonna blame it all on me too.

Don't believe him!!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/24/2014 at 18:57

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He's gonna show up at your house with a suitcase. "Brian please take care of me, I was kicked out of the house because of our evil plan"


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/24/2014 at 18:58

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"Ugh, I saw this coming. Alright...come in"

"Couldn't you just take his wallet or something!?!"