"Never Lifting in the Gym?"

"yamahog" (yamahog) 07/22/2014 at 16:10 • Filed to: None

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What is this nonsense tagline?? Yall gotta be ready for power steering failure, pushing your dead crapcan off the road, or whatever else may come your way!

Get your slackin' butts off Oppo and go pick things up and put them down, nerds!*

Look, you can even do axle deadlifts! Totally relevant and applicable! Well, maybe I'm the only one with an axle swap looming over their vehicle, but still!

http://www.liftbigeatbig.com/2013/11/traini…

*I say this as a term of endearment, nerds, do what you want wif your lives<3

NaturallyAspirated > yamahog 07/22/2014 at 16:12

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Huh, maybe you have a point. I couldn't lift my hands above my head for 2 days after I did the clutch on my Subie.

crowmolly > yamahog 07/22/2014 at 16:14

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Yeah, hit the gym. Then you can snap that bolt off using a standard 3/8" ratchet instead of that 1/2" breaker bar!

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > yamahog 07/22/2014 at 16:14

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I wonder if he has ever considered buying an older Lotus. Just a thought.

For Sweden > yamahog 07/22/2014 at 16:14

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Lifting helps you drive; that's why so many F1 drivers are so swole.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > yamahog 07/22/2014 at 16:15

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If I want a workout, I can do the T-5 benchpress.

Gyms? We don't need no stinking gyms.

PowderHound > yamahog 07/22/2014 at 16:17

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I hate gyms. Not sure what it is about them that just turns me so far away from ever wanting to go to one. That being said, I will gladly spend all day rock climbing, mtn biking, hiking, doing yard work, or any sort of workout type thing as Lon as it isn't actually going to the gym

JEM > PowderHound 07/22/2014 at 16:30

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I hate gyms as well, so I bought a nautilus type weight system for the basement. I think it was like $350 from walmart.com and while I usually avoid shopping there, I couldn't pass this deal up. Years later and it's still working fine.

Ratchet when he's all hopped up on synthetic energon > For Sweden 07/22/2014 at 16:30

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F1 drivers are like goldfish; they're swole to the size of their environment.

Ratchet when he's all hopped up on synthetic energon > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/22/2014 at 16:32

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Just make sure you alternate the bellhousing side on each set, and do an even number of sets. Unless you're doing a pinch-type press and have the transmission in line with your spine.

Crocket Bernet > yamahog 07/22/2014 at 16:38

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Already on my way lol.

Leadbull > For Sweden 07/22/2014 at 16:49

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'Sup, girl?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > yamahog 07/22/2014 at 17:16

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I will never leave Oppo. The only thing I lift is car/motor parts. and my boat. Also if you need help with axel swap I can help.........If you come to WI. I could probably also install a LSD.

anonsagainstanonymous > yamahog 07/22/2014 at 18:25

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never