Oppo game, what is the ultimate troll-mobile?

"Decay buys too many beaters" (decay) 07/20/2014 at 12:46 • Filed to: None

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This past weekend a friend and I attended Formula D in Seattle. While taking a break from the absolute ear-slaughter (in a good way) that is Chris Forsburg's nitrous injected V8 370Z, we took a look at the attached car show. Now, I knew before going in that the show would almost exclusively feature stanced/hellaflush cars (certainly not my cup of tea, but I can appreciate the amount of planning and effort it takes). Anyway, while there we saw a Honda Odyssey on air bag suspension and enough rear camber that the tire's contact patch was basically nonexistent. This sparked a discussion between us, if your goal was to have a vehicle that alienates the most people possible (both car enthusiasts and not) what would you choose and how would yo modify it?

The best we could come up with was a lowered Hummer H2 on 30" wheels with lots of chrome. Basically, this...

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Decay buys too many beaters 07/20/2014 at 12:48

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This looks amphibious, for some reason

Decay buys too many beaters > vdub_nut: scooter snob 07/20/2014 at 12:51

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personally I think the best place for it would be the bottom of a lake, I fully support testing its amphibious-ness

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Decay buys too many beaters 07/20/2014 at 12:53

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It's hard to say, anything that is safe enough to drive will be accepted by some enthusiasts. For example I saw a v8 swapped lada and thought it was awesome and the comments on the post were split between my thoughts and some saying "why modify such a piece of shit." The only thing that alienates me are unsafe cars, like cheaply done static drop stance cars built in a shed by a 15 year old that are 2 seconds away from debeading a tyre. Even though I don't like the look even a stance car I'd accept if they're safely built.

Your boy, BJR > Decay buys too many beaters 07/20/2014 at 12:57

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Candy yellow rolls royce slab with super poke and 3 continental kits and inside the trunk the mirror says "Fred Durst is my homeboy"

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Your boy, BJR 07/20/2014 at 13:01

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Just keep rolland rolland rolland rolland.

Crocket Bernet > Your boy, BJR 07/20/2014 at 13:05

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unpredictable_swerve > Decay buys too many beaters 07/20/2014 at 13:07

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i would strip and cage a Prius with 22" rims and a full grip oriented aero and giant gt wing. Cake topper would be swapping the motor to a Geo metro 3 cylinder with a bunch of turbonators and a fake blower

Decay buys too many beaters > unpredictable_swerve 07/20/2014 at 13:09

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and underglow (of course)

unpredictable_swerve > Decay buys too many beaters 07/20/2014 at 13:12

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No. Those IKEA rope lights with multicolor LEDs. EVERYWHERE. Maybe some Christmas lights duct taped to an inverter instead, yeah. That.

Decay buys too many beaters > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 07/20/2014 at 13:12

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like this?

What could possibly go wrong?

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Decay buys too many beaters 07/20/2014 at 13:22

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*shudders

AM3R > Decay buys too many beaters 07/20/2014 at 15:24

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A rolls Royce time attack car.

We always praise how cars like the BRZ are light and track ready out the box, but I wanna get the most opulent car I can and turn it into a track monster. This also pisses of non enthusiasts because I've turned a precious status symbol that they aspire to buy used down the road into a gutted, shell of it's former self.

SatriaFanboy > Decay buys too many beaters 07/20/2014 at 15:25

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This thing just scream troll. If it has a K20A turbo'ed swap. haha

DanZman > SatriaFanboy 07/20/2014 at 19:22

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this car is really tragic to me, because i love a clean EG