Good night oppo!

"RotaryLover" (rotarylover)
07/19/2014 at 22:48 • Filed to: None

Nothing weird to post tonight lol.

DISCUSSION (40)

No Prius Needed > RotaryLover
07/20/2014 at 00:21

Coming to the rescue.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pQtKnD…

RotaryLover > No Prius Needed
07/20/2014 at 00:57

CLASSIC!! I think it was the first vid of CH back then that made me say "This is not the kind of vid that CH does normally...wtf did I just saw??" and this where I lost control of my life...

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
07/20/2014 at 18:44

Hey. Atte and Ivan bought a new car, and Nakita nicknamed it after you. Just thought you should know. Have a nice day.

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars
07/20/2014 at 18:50

YOU!! You didn't respond to my last comment!

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
07/21/2014 at 00:00

Atte was pretty angry and ordered Niccolo to nuke the comments on his personal blog post. That's why I didn't get any notification, brah. I warned you, he hates it when people don't respond immediately, especially now that he can't see or hear.

Their new car is a Mercedes GL500 BTW. They needed a bigger car for the guide dog and all of Nakita's zee German friends. My G350 hasn't arrived yet. ::sigh::

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars
07/21/2014 at 00:09

Nuke...what?? Because of me?

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
07/21/2014 at 04:25

I don't know how else I would say this, but yes. I think he's forgotten all about it by now. Retype your nuked comment and I'll pass it on to Atte in the morning.

How have you been?

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars
07/22/2014 at 07:19

I don't remember my comment...I've been good. Got back into car design as you saw. I decided to give up on the model. I stopped texting to see if she would do something about it and it's been 3 weeks now with no response. Tired of making all the moves so I moved on. I found a lovely lady during a Karaoke night, really lovely, fun to talk to and my type!

I was looking at a c55 amg since they are DIRT CHEAP right now, but now is not the moment to buy such a car.

I got a training at work and this is probably the last nail in coffin. Leaving work soon for something higher payed.

That GL500 must be sweet!

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
07/22/2014 at 22:58

I told Atte that you're talking again, but he denied your existence. It went like this.

Me: Your son left a comment.
Him: Nakita? He's at Dieter's house with Franz and Wolfgang.
Me: No, your son on Oppo. The car forum.
Him: Is Oppo still overrun with incompetent moderators? Is it falling apart?
Me: Yeah, but it's Helmut. He's a Canadian.
Him: Our new Mercedes is German. Deutschland, Deutschland above all!
Me: He's colored.
Him: Ohhh… Him.

Atte said, Helmut, son, I was this close to disowning you. I'd appreciate it if you don't take days to respond to my comments. Otherwise you'll be stuck with a dozen Alfalfas. Thank you.

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars
07/22/2014 at 23:45

Dozen Alfalfas.....fuckkkkk

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
07/23/2014 at 00:32

Kinja'd!!!

The C36 and C43 are better looking, brah. I can't stand those headlights on MY2000-MY2005ish Mercedes. They remind me of Korean shitbox cars.

Anyway...

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars
07/23/2014 at 08:14

Plz don't compare them to the goddamn Kia Amanti....

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
07/23/2014 at 22:22

Kinja'd!!!

How's this for a comparison?

Atte said, Please stop swearing. How are you doing lately?

I'm almost finished with the big post. I'm planning the first ever Cars & Coffee Chocolate Milkshake in town to celebrate it.

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars
07/24/2014 at 23:45

I'm okay with Jags lol.

Doing good! Just finished another step in my MX5's maintenance.

Don't you need a permit to make a Cars & Coffee event?

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
07/25/2014 at 04:09

Depends on which ones you like because Jaguar is pretty much dead.

Atte asked, So what's the story with the supermodel? What is it with you and girls? Do you think you can change that?

Nah, you don't have to because it's a really small town. Anything is possible around here. For instance, Atte banned cars from the road where our businesses are and it's a done deal. Atte is a totalitarian, and people tend to agree with totalitarians. I put up flyers advertising a car meet and it's a done deal.

The big post is finally in the final stage. What a bitch.

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars
07/26/2014 at 02:23

What about the F-Type? Can't hate on it lol

I'm done with the model. She never works on the relationship on her end, so why should I? Got other things to do!

Awesome for the post! Can't wait!

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
07/26/2014 at 04:24

Kinja cockblocked me hard this morning. The editor suddenly froze, but I was able to save the progress. Nope, it didn't save the progress. It wiped the entire fucking post. I'm sooo glad I made a backup copy yesterday. I complained to Gawker IT about it, but forgot it's Friday in Troll Land ('Muricuhh) and the technicians are off for the weekend. I don't have the courage to tell Atte what happened. What a day.

Yeah well, the F-type is nice, but Jaguar isn't what it used to be. The best time was before Jaguar produced the S-type. Early 2000 R-series Jaguars were gorgeous without even trying, unlike the current models.

I was told my G-wagon is arriving next week, whoo.

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
07/27/2014 at 21:49

Atte said, Maybe you didn't get the message that she wasn't interested in having a relationship. Oh well, move on.

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars
07/27/2014 at 23:11

I'm ok with it though. I got other things to do anyways...

Lucky save on the article there! Are the pics messed up? It happened to me and Kinja killed my pictures.

Can't disagree on that for Jags. XJR were hot back then...not like the 2005 variant that was shit IMO.

FINALLY!

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
07/28/2014 at 03:49

Yeah? Other things like what? Moving out of your parents' house? Date with Alfalfa?

Nah, there weren't any photos on the post before Kinja wiped it. There were over 200 photos. But I had to remove them because they were making my computer hot and sweaty like an American on a hot summer day. So I moved everything to MS Word, and boom, no problem. The closer the end gets, the more paranoid I get. I began making a backup copy of the doc every few edits. LOL. Now I'm halfway done with cleaning up and organizing the Interesting Facts and Finds chapter. After that, captions to other photos. After that, I go back to proofread and make a few corrections. At least the hard part is over.

Yeah well, the X-Type from early 2000 was a disaster. It was just a rebranded Ford. Now Jaguar is owned by a bunch of Indians who throw money at it to make fugly cars with unnecessarily more power. But better Jaguar than GM. 28 million cars were recalled, and I LOL'd at every idiot who told me that American cars were the best.

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars
07/29/2014 at 06:35

Staying with my parents til everything is payed. Give me 4 yrs. Then I'll go to college and live on my own. AND I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT ALFA ROMEO ANYMORE!

Yeah Kinja sucks with pictures...

How is Atte and familly doing?

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
07/29/2014 at 18:42

You're gonna live with your parents until you're 30? Start uni as a freshman at 30 too? I see. I suggest you stop spending money on mods for your car. Why are you in debt anyway?

I'm down to two tasks on the big post. Mini biographies and captions for other photos. Proofread and correct the post, put it together on Kinja, publish it and then work on the second post. The second post will be a shorter version with commentary from Nakita and our grandparents and great grandparents.

Atte's family is probably the happiest one in town. More and more zee Germans are joining Nakita's scout group to do fun activities during the winter. (Yep, all have blonde hair and blue eyes) Niccolo and Jasper are fine, and they're considering buying a Mercedes ML350 BlueTEC. Daniel and I are fine and happy. I feel like a whole different person because of him. I was told I'm no longer a dick. So, uh, I guess that's good? LOL.

My G-wagon is here, but I have to wait for Daniel to get off from work to give me a lift to pick it up. The wait is killing me.

What's up with you?

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars
08/01/2014 at 06:02

Because. I have my reasons. Mostly because I'm a show off, like my father. Also it makes me move jobs easier as I tend to move on the ladder all the time.

My god, you guys became the MB familly hahahaha!

Not much, enjoying life I guess. I found myself a true jalop lady. I just hope it works out...and the model came out of no where 4 weeks after not giving any news...so I was pissed as it messed everything up in the process of forgetting her.

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
08/01/2014 at 20:33

It's interesting that being in debt gives you motivation. Niccolo got his ML350 last night, but it, as well as Atte's family's new GL500, bows to my G-wagon.

Atte asked, How have you been, Helmut? Oh, I mean you, not the car. I haven't seen Alfalfa in a long time. By any chance is he hiding under your bed? As for the supermodel, just give up cold turkey. Communication is essential in relationships. Going on a 4-week hiatus on someone who likes her is a no-no. I wouldn't advise dating that Chink thief either. You should've treated her with the presence of your fart in her car.

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars
08/01/2014 at 22:19

Well I'm getting a bit tired of it. Before I had my MX5, I was loaded. I was the king of the world! Now...not so much. It killed my plans to move out. So I'm stuck here. I'm an idiot basicly...anyways.

I think anything pretty much bows down to a G wagon lol.

Alfalfa is destroyed. Period.

I gave up on the model, she wants to see me she'll have to call or text. I didn't give her a ride home at all that day.

So you read the messed up night I had huh? Impressive isn't it?

I'm not doing good. Everything is a mess in my live right now and nothing works as intended...

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
08/02/2014 at 18:27

Hey kid, I'm at the bakery with Atte, Ivan and Daniel. They got a big order to fill today. You can talk to Atte more often today. I'm working on the big post.

Yeah well, making your car a priority over your life is a bad idea. Put your life in order first before worrying about your car.

Yep, we print out funny stories in braille for Atte to read. Without sense of sight and hearing, he can get bored pretty easily. I hope you don't mind.

Atte said, No, no, you're gravely mistaken. I found Alfalfa. You two were playing hide and seek, and Alfalfa hid under our billiard table in the ballroom. Apparently you never found him. He's good at hiding! So, what's the matter with your life? Daddy's here.

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars
08/02/2014 at 20:17

That's the only thing that makes me happy...

Why would I mind? Braille away. :D

Alfalfa got personally eliminated with my own hands. He'll never come back. Hit Girl had her share too on him.

Well, I'm waiting for my A/C certification card to show up and I still have to finish the Volvo trucks training before I can comfortably leave this job. Then women problems as always. Also, I learned that I'm 85% in debt in accordance with my revenue now that they cut overtime at work. I can't breathe.

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
08/02/2014 at 20:55

Some people would rather be poor and happy, I guess.

Atte said, You eliminated Alfalfa? Hmm, I might've found one of many Alfalfa's. I found another Alfalfa who was accidentally thrown away in a rubbish bin this morning. Why won't you give him a chance, son? Hit Girl ran away with Kick Arse and his gay spandex-wearing boyfriend Arse Kicker. She's no longer around, I'm afraid. Let's put your women problems aside and concentrate on getting out of debt. Gio suggested to go easy on your wallet. You don't need those unnecessary modifications for your car. You only need a car that runs, nothing fancy. Car modifications aren't women magnets. You're 25. It's time to be more responsible. Your dad isn't a good role model for you when it comes to money. Money doesn't buy you happiness. Think about it, Helmut.

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover
08/03/2014 at 00:28

We're leaving now. Atte isn't happy with you again because you're taking a while to respond.

Biased Plies > I Hate American Cars
08/03/2014 at 20:40

So needy...

I Hate American Cars > Biased Plies
08/03/2014 at 21:55

Good day. Be nice because Atte has a surprise for you in the drafts.

Biased Plies > I Hate American Cars
08/04/2014 at 21:36

Käfer?

I Hate American Cars > Biased Plies
08/06/2014 at 19:15

No. It's something you asked Atte for in the past.

Biased Plies > I Hate American Cars
08/06/2014 at 19:51

I can has hint? I quickly went through my comment history and this is the only thing that seemed applicable.

I Hate American Cars > Biased Plies
08/07/2014 at 01:22

Yep, it's a link. Now you wait.

Biased Plies > I Hate American Cars
08/07/2014 at 16:44

Kinja'd!!!

I Hate American Cars > Biased Plies
08/07/2014 at 22:24

We have to wait too. Kinja is broken as usual. Don't worry, you'll get your (not-so-surprise) surprise.

I Hate American Cars > Biased Plies
08/21/2014 at 20:44

The Käfer post has been taken down. As promised, here's the links: Carstyling (for info) and Conceptcar (for photos).

Biased Plies > I Hate American Cars
08/21/2014 at 22:03

I opened the post with the plan to read it later. Luckily I still have the window open and will read what I can. What happened?

These are SKZ's sites? They're in Russian, that surprises me.

I Hate American Cars > Biased Plies
08/21/2014 at 23:12

Things got pretty nasty with the mods. I dismissed unkind comments, and they lost their shit.

Carstyling has info in English and Russian. Atte got the photos from Conceptcar via Bing image search. No need for English translation. You're welcome for the links.