You know who suck?

Kinja'd!!! "claramag, Mustaco Master" (claramag)
07/19/2014 at 21:10 • Filed to: None

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Well not really. But you know who i'm aggravated with right now?

A small town Sheriff Dep who'll pull you when you're working because they think you're some drug mule and give you a hard time when you're just trying to get a medicare client to their Dr's appointment and god dammit dude you're scaring my client and now she wont come out and nah dude put your damn cuffs away and look at the paperwork. I ain't got time for this and...right...right...right...alright but asides from a tow and some time behind bars how else can this overextended encounter end

"Failed to signal required distance before turning" my ass

*edit for clarity*
Technically I don't know if he really 'pulled me over'. I was already in the driveway and on foot when he blocked off the driveway, stepped out and demanded my ID. Ultimately let me off with a warning for the above


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > claramag, Mustaco Master
07/19/2014 at 21:15

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Ach, that sucks. If he ASKS THE CLIENT maybe he can notice that you haven't loaded your car with cocaine, and that she isn't your hostage.

I'm all for asking questions before going all macho man on everybody.

Long live the P71 with the older light bars though, Haha.


Kinja'd!!!  > claramag, Mustaco Master
07/19/2014 at 21:18

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A few lines to remember...

Do you have a warrant?

I have nothing to say.

I don't consent to a search.

Am I free to go?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > 
07/19/2014 at 21:21

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"I'm conducting an investigation."

But, yeah.


Kinja'd!!!  > ttyymmnn
07/19/2014 at 21:22

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Cool story bro, am I free to go?


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > claramag, Mustaco Master
07/19/2014 at 21:24

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dudes gotta have his 100 feet before turn....I think that's law....prove it in court. Make his ass show up.


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > jkm7680
07/19/2014 at 21:27

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"Yup, this old wheelchair converted Caravan is the perfect smuggling vehicle. It's like the Firefly class of runners"


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > Grindintosecond
07/19/2014 at 21:28

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Oh i may have brought that part up. Asked him if he had any measuring tape on him. "Yes, but I don't have to show it to you"


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > ttyymmnn
07/19/2014 at 21:29

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There's nothing quite as universally applicable like 'suspicious activity' as a reason


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > claramag, Mustaco Master
07/19/2014 at 21:46

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It's the perfect scheme! Only a true mastermind could use that as a smuggling vehicle. Is there a hidden floor?


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > claramag, Mustaco Master
07/20/2014 at 03:48

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I think a major problem with law enforcement is that 20 years ago it was a profession that people who didn't want or weren't going to make it in college did. Those same cops are the ones ruining departments for the rest of because they're now in charge.