"Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager" (Nighthawkwill7) 07/19/2014 at 12:30 • Filed to: None

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So this Fusion was parked running while unattended and with the windows down at night in front of this supermarket.

It was there for at least ten minutes. I guess the owner has never heard of car theft.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/19/2014 at 12:31

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You should have honed it then parked it in a proper spot.

Brian Silvestro > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/19/2014 at 12:32

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Clearly a bait car!!

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/19/2014 at 12:33

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If I could somehow pull that off without coming across as a car thief then I just might have.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Brian Silvestro 07/19/2014 at 12:34

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Well the owner came back with a small bag of groceries.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/19/2014 at 12:34

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Wear a mask. Then they won't know who you are.

Brian Silvestro > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/19/2014 at 12:35

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Deep cover!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/19/2014 at 12:56

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Publix Is heaven on earth

shop-teacher > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/19/2014 at 13:05

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Trusting soul. People do that all the time in front of convenience stores. I guess they feel like if they can see it, it won't get stolen, which is stupid. During the winter, a couple of homeless guys each stole a car and drove around until they got caught. They said they were looking for a way to get warm.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/19/2014 at 13:13

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I think I remember reading somewhere that if the car was found running, then it is considered misdemeanor joyriding, as opposed to felony grand theft auto. But I may be wrong on that.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/19/2014 at 13:13

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The Deli is amazing.

cabarne4 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/19/2014 at 13:14

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Step 1: buy a folding table, and a valet outfit.

Step 2: find people who do this, because apparently it's a thing.

Step 3: park their car in a real space.

Step 4: ???

Step 5: Profit.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/19/2014 at 13:15

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I make it a point to go there whenever I'm in florida

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 07/19/2014 at 13:20

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Well it makes sense if it is true.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > cabarne4 07/19/2014 at 13:21

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BRILLIANT

cabarne4 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/19/2014 at 13:28

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99% sure this is what happens when someone who valet parks everywhere they go encounters a lot with no valet.

"Hmmmm, Valet must be busy taking someone else's car back. I'll just leave it here running for when they get back."

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > cabarne4 07/19/2014 at 13:50

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This supermarket was in a relatively affluent area so you may be right.

speedygopher > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/19/2014 at 14:18

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Ran in for condoms and some anti-itch cream.

thebigbossyboss > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/19/2014 at 14:58

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and now the nighthawkwill 7 Hoon Depot Manager has a new car. Am I right?

Nice car.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > thebigbossyboss 07/19/2014 at 15:19

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Of course! Everyone saw me ecoboost my way out of that parking lot!

thebigbossyboss > shop-teacher 07/19/2014 at 15:19

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Yeah. I used to have a girlfriend who never locked her car doors. I was like "what the hell is a matter with you?"

shop-teacher > thebigbossyboss 07/19/2014 at 15:58

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Heh, a friend of mine used to lock his doors, but leave the windows open. His logic, "Well, if they want the car, they're gonna take it. Might as well piss them off." Its worth noting, the car was a worthless old Buick, with nothing of value inside.