Um, WTF is an 850i 6-speed doing on craigslist in Madison, WI?

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07/18/2014 at 23:12 • Filed to: None

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So, this just popped up on my local craigslist. '92 850i 6-speed with 134k miles, for $11,995. The listing claims, "We just spent over $3000+ in fresh service including new suspension, new batteries, tune-up service and so much more so you don't have to."

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Textured Soy Protein
07/18/2014 at 23:14

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I know what you're test driving next.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Textured Soy Protein
07/18/2014 at 23:14

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but how much?


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/18/2014 at 23:16

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Oh, hey yeah I should've included that. Asking $11,995. Updated the post.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Brian Silvestro
07/18/2014 at 23:17

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Yeah, probably. :0


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Textured Soy Protein
07/18/2014 at 23:19

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Looks good!


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Textured Soy Protein
07/18/2014 at 23:33

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I want this so bad!!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Textured Soy Protein
07/18/2014 at 23:40

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I know what you're purchasing next.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Brian Silvestro
07/18/2014 at 23:41

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Ehh, who knows. So far my experience with 2-ton larger-displacement NA BMWs has not yet made me want to pull the trigger.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Textured Soy Protein
07/18/2014 at 23:42

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How heavy are Z8s?

You should get a Z8.

A Z8 would be nice.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Brian Silvestro
07/18/2014 at 23:46

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A hair under 3500 lbs actually.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Textured Soy Protein
07/18/2014 at 23:49

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Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Textured Soy Protein
07/18/2014 at 23:49

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Do it do it do it.


Kinja'd!!! M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > Textured Soy Protein
07/19/2014 at 00:14

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a 850 with a stick is one of my dream cars, I wish I has 12 kilobucks right now


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Textured Soy Protein
07/19/2014 at 00:18

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What the fuck died in the drivers side foot well? Other than that, OMFG, I love me some 850i!


Kinja'd!!! Trevor Mohr > Textured Soy Protein
07/19/2014 at 00:23

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Sell my GTI before it depreciates any further. Buy this. Keep spare money for future (inevitable) problems.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/19/2014 at 00:38

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I think it looks like that because there's a leather pad sewn into the carpet down there, which is partially covered by some kind of plastic wrap with writing on it.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Brian Silvestro
07/19/2014 at 00:39

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Not exactly in my price range.


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Textured Soy Protein
07/19/2014 at 00:41

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Such a fantastic car.

V12 and a stick is epic. I kind of wish they had given the 840 a bit more attention, and offered it with a stick. IIRC, all 840 V8s were automatics, only the 850i and 850CSi had the option for a manual gearbox.

But for as buttery-smooth as a V12 is, it is complex, and heavy. An 840 would have been epic with an E39 M5's motorsport V8 an 6-speed manual.

As much as I love these... I can imagine horror stories about an expensive, old, out of production, WAY out of warranty BMW E31's maintenance or repairs. The ad even mentions just having spent 3 grand on maintenance...

One of the reasons why I would almost rather have a more wallet-freindly Mark III Toyota Supra... most of the looks, for a lot less money to upkeep... and still smooth with an inline 6, and manual gearbox availability.

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Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Textured Soy Protein
07/19/2014 at 02:08

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I'm guessing college professor's car?


Kinja'd!!! sefeing, actually bought an E46 > Brian Silvestro
07/19/2014 at 07:24

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I KNOW WHERE THIS WAS TAKEN! I've also actually seen this car IRL. Cross River!


Kinja'd!!! Saf1 > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
07/19/2014 at 07:36

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Those rear seats look uncomfortably deeply scalloped (they are probably very comfortable)!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > sefeing, actually bought an E46
07/19/2014 at 09:01

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Famous as fuck!


Kinja'd!!! dmcspeedy > Textured Soy Protein
07/19/2014 at 19:09

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Great work with the asymmetrical wheels there.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Textured Soy Protein
07/20/2014 at 15:22

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Didn't someone else on here drive that same car? And it was an utter piece of shit.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > dogisbadob
07/20/2014 at 16:20

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No idea. I wouldn't say it was a POS, but it probably needs some steering and clutch work.


Kinja'd!!! mr_gofast > Textured Soy Protein
07/21/2014 at 14:24

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ditch the rims.