NO WAI M8

"scoob" (scoobsti)
07/18/2014 at 22:03 • Filed to: thats bloody impossible m8 how did ya figure that out

DISCUSSION (44)

Brian Silvestro > scoob
07/18/2014 at 22:04

u wot

scoob > Brian Silvestro
07/18/2014 at 22:04

WOT?

Brian Silvestro > scoob
07/18/2014 at 22:05

(I'm trying to hold back posting memes so badly)

ILL BASH U

ttyymmnn > scoob
07/18/2014 at 22:06

Which is why we have 24 hour clocks. AM/PM is stupid.

scoob > Brian Silvestro
07/18/2014 at 22:06

Kinja'd!!!

scoob > ttyymmnn
07/18/2014 at 22:07

I mean, I think I'd know if it's 2 PM as opposed to 2 AM.

Brian Silvestro > scoob
07/18/2014 at 22:08

Kinja'd!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro
07/18/2014 at 22:08

Kinja'd!!!

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/18/2014 at 22:09

DAMMIT

scoob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/18/2014 at 22:09

I was literally about to post that last one haha.

scoob > Brian Silvestro
07/18/2014 at 22:10

Kinja'd!!!

Brian Silvestro > scoob
07/18/2014 at 22:12

Kinja'd!!!

scoob > Brian Silvestro
07/18/2014 at 22:13

Kinja'd!!!

Brian Silvestro > scoob
07/18/2014 at 22:15

Kinja'd!!!

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/18/2014 at 22:26

THIS ONE IS FUCKING AWESOME

Look at his socks!

PatBateman > scoob
07/18/2014 at 22:28

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/18/2014 at 22:29

I know I just found it!!!

Here's a different version, and another piece of gif gold I just found as well:

Kinja'd!!!

therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now) > Brian Silvestro
07/18/2014 at 22:32

Kinja'd!!!

Brian Silvestro > therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
07/18/2014 at 22:33

Kinja'd!!!

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/18/2014 at 22:41

oh ma gawd

Amazing!!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/18/2014 at 22:43

I knew I struck gold there.

ttyymmnn > scoob
07/18/2014 at 22:45

Yes, but the problem arises in official signs and such. There are people who argue that 12 AM is noon because the sun is up and 12 PM is night because it's dark. No such confusion with a 24-hour clock. The only way to eliminate the confusion (such as it is) is to make signs read 12:01 AM or 12:01 PM.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/18/2014 at 23:21

serious gold

I'm so glad I lived in Australia for a year. It makes these memes even funnier.

Guess what I'm about to do

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/18/2014 at 23:39

You lived in Australia for a year?!?! What were the utes like??

u wot?

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/18/2014 at 23:49

totally amazing!

The hot versions were so fast

I bought a used Holden V6 automatic. at least it was RWD

My dad dropped off the spider and I'm about to take it out!

None of the errors have come back.

I'm kind of scared. If they come back while I'm driving he will hate me...

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/18/2014 at 23:51

RUSTO OWNED A UTE AND I NEVER KNEW ABOUT IT

I have failed as an auto enthusiast *leaves forever*

lol, if the error messages come back when you're driving it he's just gonna make you pay for it to be fixed.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/18/2014 at 23:53

Oh sorry I meant to say I had a Holden Commodore. Not an awesome ute. Crisis averted!

Well here I go. really hope I don't have to pay for fix it...

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/19/2014 at 03:19

TONIGHT WAS A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/19/2014 at 09:02

WHY

TELL ME EVERYTHING

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/19/2014 at 13:06

I had never taken the spider out so late. It led to a fun and adventures.

I didn't have a plan. I just got in and went.

The weather was perfect. It was a warm night but not too hot. I could see the stars when I looked up. I don't know why I never noticed that before. When you're parked at a red light you could briefly look up and notice cool things that you don't notice when you have a roof. Top-down motoring is the best kind of motoring when you're cruising around.

I got to the beach and texted a friend. He immediately called back and said he wanted to see the car. Him and his girl were about to eat at a bar. I hadn't eaten either so I joined them. A couple of his other friends joined and one of them talked cars. His brother has a Murcie! I told him I've never been one. He said it's so loud that sometimes you feel like you're going to go deaf.

Afterwards I took my friend for a drive and he loved it. He was drunk so it was extra fun for him.

When on the freeway I did something I never thought to do before. I really have no idea why I didn't think of it. Every time I went under an overpass I downshifted to 4th and then upshifted to 5th and then 6th while accelerating under the overpass. The sound. My god this sound. It literally sounded like I was at a race. It was like being at the Long Beach Grand Prix.

Everything was just so much fun. It made me realize just how fun it would be to have my own. To be able to use it whenever I wanted to. I must make this happen. I literally don't care what I have to sacrifice. I don't care if this means I'll have no money every month after paying all my bills. It's so worth it! Honestly now I feel like everyone should try to do it. Live in a one bedroom apartment? Buy a Ferrari. You have saved money for a down payment on a house? Buy a Ferrari instead. Already married and the wife said no to a Ferrari? Get a divorce and buy a Ferrari. Worried about gas mileage and maintenance costs? Shut the hell up and buy a Ferrari.

Everyone should own a Ferrari or an Alfa 8C or a Maserati Gran Turismo. If you don't have a N/A Italian screamer then you're not living. If these last of the N/A screamers are too expensive for you then get an older one that's cheaper. GTV, 348, whatever. Just make sure it screams.

And I realized last night that F1 is fun. There are so many things going on in your head when you drive an exotic on public roads. The lack of our good friend Manuel doesn't ruin the experience. I think a 458 Spider would be really fun. The rev matched downshifts are so cool sounding.

Also I realized that the F430 and Gallardo are just too damn small for me. I'm only 6 foot but that's just too tall for these cars. Sometimes I couldn't see the traffic light when sitting at a light because my line of sight was right at the top of the front window.

I think maybe it was fate that the dealer in Chicago didn't call me back. I think the Car Gods are trying to tell me that the 458 is the answer. There is something about driving a Ferrari that makes everything else seems silly. There is no substitute. I need to make it happen. And you need to make it happen. You need to learn from my experiences. When you start your career start saving up and pass all the middle-of-the-road cars. Don't waste money going from your current car to a BMW or a Porsche. Go straight to an Italian. But even skip the 4C if you can. Get a real supercar. Get the 8C if it's not $1 million by then. Or get a 458 if it's not $1 million by then. And if those cars are too expensive then just get a new one. By then Ferrari will have figured out how to make a turbocharged car sound amazing.

FiST to mid engine Ferrari. Make it happen!!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/19/2014 at 13:11

Wow, so much words!!!

A lot of this comment should be printed out then framed, it's so awesome.

The 458 spider is calling your name.

Go to it.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/19/2014 at 13:35

LOL that would be funny. I could print and frame it. It would be titled "The day I finally realized what to buy after months of consulting with B. Silvestro"

Now the one thing I need to admit that you're going to hate - for some reason the want is becoming strong for Rosso Corsa. I know how boring it is. But it's safer if you have to sell. And something sounds so right about that color at night! It would really pop. The blue might just look like black at night when not under direct light?

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/19/2014 at 13:36

:'(((((

Now I'm just really sad.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SPECIAL

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/19/2014 at 14:36

omg don't hate me

This decision isn't set in stone

It's just floating in my head

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/19/2014 at 14:47

It's good for resale value, and THAT'S IT

How could you say no to THIS

Kinja'd!!!