Being Honest is the key to Craigslist, I guess?

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 07/18/2014 at 21:18 • Filed to: craigslist

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My favorite quotes of the ad. Ranked. One of the funniest I've ever read for sure.

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The title

"Egg shaped piece of shit." -

Things that come with the car.

5. "A little engine that (most likely) could."

4. "The empty can of Diamond Almonds - I find them useful for keeping change for meters in"

3. "The three matching bird shits on the rear starboard side of the vessel."

2. "The long expired Yankee Candle mirror hangy smell-be-good thing."

1. A CD player from someone's Acura.

What you don't get

- Laid.

- Guarantees of any kind.
- A Porsche.
- A/C.
- Power steering (not because it's broken, because it never came with it).
- For that matter ... power anything.
- The bicycle and laundry detergent in the back of the car.
- Anything other than an awesome beater, piece-of-garbage car that goes and goes.

E92M3 > jkm7680 07/18/2014 at 23:31

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I would give a $1000 for that in a heartbeat!

ZiptieMcBumper > E92M3 07/19/2014 at 16:16

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Same here.

fishingWithFredo > jkm7680 07/19/2014 at 16:17

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If the dipstick looks clean it's a buy.