Guise! I'm gonna be rich!

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
07/17/2014 at 17:04 • Filed to: scam

I just got this totally legit email (see below) from the International Monetary Fund. They're going to send me an ATM card so I can withdraw all the monies! I mean, there's no reason to be suspicious that the Admin Chairman for the International Reconciliation and Logistics Vaults for the International Monetary Fund would have a Yahoo email account, is there? Is there?

International Reconciliation and Logistics Vault

International Monetary Fund (IMF)

COMPENSATIONAL SETTLEMENT OF ESCROW ACCOUNTS.

It is a pleasure to write you that we have reconciled with our logistics department on the reimbursement of some funds spent by you during the course of your inadequate dealings with some imposters who claim to be staff in banks and other regional payment centers. Our reconciliation team with the prospectus instrument of the United Nations after freezing suspected imposters account.

This support was fully effective with the help of World Bank after a summit meeting in London, on the financial analysis on financial stability issues fluctuating their economy with the international global standard.

After gathering of this sum, our logistics department gave us a list of customers to be paid who fall victims to this imposters due to their unawareness. And mode of payment was as well specified for proper conducts and financial regulations to kick against criminality during process of payment. We have arranged your payment through our swift card centers, which is the latest instruction from International Monetary Fund Reconciliation Office.

The Card center will send you an ATM Debit Card which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM Center, Banks and Union Pay Credit outlets in the world, You are hereby selected as an honour for this payment approval, which you are to acknowledge the receipt of this mail in returning the required below to the Logistics Department by the email listed below.

Office of the Reconciliation and Logistics Vaults,

International Monetary Fund (IMF),

Contact Manager: Brut Yarnold

Email: mryarnoldbrutt@yahoo.com

1. Full Name

2. Phone and Fax Number

3. Your age and Current Occupation

4. Contact Address where you want your ATM Debit Card to be delivered to (P.O Box Not Acceptable)

For your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person (s) or office (s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment. Because of Impostors, we hereby issue you our code of conduct, which is (ATM-7750) so you have to indicate this code when contacting the Card Center by using it as your subject.

Kindly be informed that recipients shall be liable to all cost arising for the delivery of the donation parcel. This is due to Legal law protecting all donation funds misappropriation.

Yours in Service,

Mrs Angela Bulk

Admin Chairman International Reconciliation and Logistics Vaults

International Monetary Fund

DISCUSSION (15)

Brian Silvestro > ttyymmnn
07/17/2014 at 17:09

hehe, "Yahoo"

Stupidru > ttyymmnn
07/17/2014 at 17:09

Seems Legit.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn
07/17/2014 at 17:16

I love that this is seemingly tailored to previous scam victims. Also, dafuq is a logistics vault?

ttyymmnn > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/17/2014 at 17:18

I noticed that too. Clearly the Logistics Vault is where they keep all the international monies. I wonder how much they're going to charge me to send an ATM card? It can't be that much. Maybe I should email them my SSN just to make sure I get it.

Manuél Ferrari > ttyymmnn
07/17/2014 at 17:19

ttyymmnn > Manuél Ferrari
07/17/2014 at 17:21

He must have gotten an ATM card too. Just look at all the monies he's got!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn
07/17/2014 at 17:22

Also, how is one issued someone else's Code of Conduct? And how is it a number? Further and, why did a conference on stability produce a decision having to do with funds?

Quite a lot of criminality to kick against in this email, methinks. (Machine translated idioms FTW)

ttyymmnn > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/17/2014 at 17:24

I think "code of conduct" is a mashed translation of PIN Code.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn
07/17/2014 at 17:26

Or as the case may be, reference number. Still, one of the more amusing machine-translated idioms in the thing, as it got translated to something completely incongruous and nonsensical - another idiom that doesn't fit.