![]() 07/14/2014 at 02:16 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Some running around to be done tomorrow.
Truck needs gas. Van needs gas. Mom has Saturn.
Truck has AC. Van doesn't.
Truck has slight wasp infestation that may or may not be taken care of. Van doesn't.
Meh, I'll risk getting stung for AC.
Unrelated picture of my favorite Daimler-era Chrysler product.
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1) Get friend
2) Drive van + truck to get gas
3) Load van up with beer
4) Load truck up with neighborhood girls (Just yell "We have beer!" and you're bound to get at least 3)
5) Party and mom and dads house!
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6) Spend next six months being grounded, the next two years working off damages to house + van + truck, and the next twenty years raising the offspring you didn't know you sired.
![]() 07/14/2014 at 03:07 |
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Do you prefer picking up girls at the local high school, or the local trailer park?
![]() 07/14/2014 at 03:43 |
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This is the story of the trailer park:
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You didn't add the local cracker barrel. FAIL
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There are no Cracker Barrels near me, so I don't really think of it.