Oppo Weekly Photochop Challenge - Week 3

"carcrasher88" (carcrasher88)
07/13/2014 at 11:45 • Filed to: Oppo Weekly Photochop Challenge

Welcome to week 3 of the Oppo Weekly Photochop Challenge.

The winner of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! was Stapleface, and their choice for this week's vehicle is this:

A Ford E-Series. An excellent canvas for this competition.

Feel free to make whatever you want with this van. The only rules are that you have to use this exact van and to be as creative as you can be.

This should be a very interesting competition this week. Good luck to all competitors.

Remember, the deadline for entries is Midnight EST on Friday. Voting will begin Saturday Morning, and will come to a close next Sunday morning, when the winner will be announced.

DISCUSSION (61)

MAXIMUMVRM > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 11:48

the rancheros are coming

jkm7680 > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 12:04

Kinja'd!!!

Vicente Esteve > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 12:07

Holy crap this is going to be good.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 12:21

Kinja'd!!!

Here is mine.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 12:23

Kinja'd!!!

McMike > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 12:50

Shuttle Van

Kinja'd!!!

Camry-Into-Canyon > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 12:58

Kinja'd!!!

Here's my Canadian Donk Van.

Tohru > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 13:25

Kinja'd!!!

McMike > McMike
07/13/2014 at 14:28

Kinja'd!!!

It started out as this, then I realized how much it looked like the Space Shuttle

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 14:30

Next Time can the source Image be a little better quality?

Kinja'd!!!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 15:10

Kinja'd!!!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike
07/13/2014 at 15:16

In 2214, Google has yet to perfect their same-hour quadrocopter delivery service.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > MAXIMUMVRM
07/13/2014 at 15:17

*Canyonero

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 15:25

I don't have photoshop, so:

Kinja'd!!!

The news van.

Rainbow > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 15:35

Kinja'd!!!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 15:45

Kinja'd!!!

Slammed rear engined van!

Bandit > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 16:00

Chopped the top, shortened the wheel base, lowered it quite a few inches, added side pipes, made a front splitter and tiny rear spoiler, changed the original all seasons for stickier rubber. tucked the rear end up, and made it a fast back. Not to mention a host of graphics. Its what I imagine Williams' engineers would drive to the track if they were an American team.

Kinja'd!!!

pjhusa > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 16:22

Kinja'd!!!

The Oppo Peace 911 Turbo Van

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/13/2014 at 18:35

"Chopped and Dropped"

Believe it or not, wheelbase is unchanged.

scoob > carcrasher88
07/13/2014 at 22:05

Kinja'd!!!

This week's should be interesting!

subiedoobiedooo > carcrasher88
07/14/2014 at 01:40

Rally Van

Kinja'd!!!

Who says a van can't race a rally stage?

functionoverfashion > carcrasher88
07/14/2014 at 09:39

I present to you, the EconoRiva:

Kinja'd!!!

turbokitten > carcrasher88
07/14/2014 at 12:50

Double Post.

Sorry

turbokitten > carcrasher88
07/14/2014 at 12:53

Kinja'd!!!

1337HPMustang > carcrasher88
07/14/2014 at 14:55

Kinja'd!!!

Everyone go home, cobra jet E250 is here.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > carcrasher88
07/14/2014 at 17:36

Here we go...

Kinja'd!!!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > carcrasher88
07/14/2014 at 19:29

This is almost as ill-advised as Jeremy Clarkson's Monster Panda, but here you go:

A slammed, stanced, lengthened, and chopped E-series painted eye-bleeding pink with the slogan of modern car enthusiasts covering the sides. The interior is in similarly-colored shag carpet with tastefully overdone interior lighting, four beds, and room for a Miata in the back next to the hot tub filled with malt liquer.

Kinja'd!!!

The Compromiser > Tohru
07/14/2014 at 19:55

Grand Cara-line?

The Compromiser > Camry-Into-Canyon
07/14/2014 at 19:57

No donks in Canada. It's in the criminal code, eh?

Zibodiz > carcrasher88
07/14/2014 at 20:32

Kinja'd!!!

Because Econoline needs a little Raptor. Or a lotta Raptor.

But seriously, Gimp sucks. Man, I wish I could load Corel Draw/Photo Paint in Linux lol.

Compgeke > carcrasher88
07/14/2014 at 20:41

Nothing better than a good 'ol fashioned tractor.

Kinja'd!!!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > carcrasher88
07/14/2014 at 22:04

Friend of mine made this, he doesn't have an account.

Kinja'd!!!

carcrasher88 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/14/2014 at 22:14

Really? The exact same pic is a few replies down.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > carcrasher88
07/14/2014 at 22:16

Probably because he just made an account. Hi, Chris.

Zibodiz > Zibodiz
07/14/2014 at 23:57

Kinja'd!!!

Presenting: Raptorvan 2.0! Now, with 6" of lift! It just didn't look right before. Also, that front end was just plain wrong lol. And eh, I guess I shouldn't blame my ineptitude on Gimp. It wasn't his fault.

Camry-Into-Canyon > The Compromiser
07/15/2014 at 09:06

Wrong. There's a late-model charger running around on 24" chromies near me. Candonkadonks exist!

The Compromiser > Camry-Into-Canyon
07/15/2014 at 12:34

Lies! All LIES! Must be a drug dealing foreigner. Probably 'MURICUN. They think they own the place. And No star for not getting the Strange Brew reference in my post. Hoser.

The Compromiser > Camry-Into-Canyon
07/15/2014 at 12:35

That actually makes me sad. They can't corner for shit, but dont hurt 'em like that...

Compgeke > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/15/2014 at 14:58

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/nothing-better…

Camry-Into-Canyon > The Compromiser
07/15/2014 at 16:35

Haha. I actually haven't watched Strange Brew (too busy with Red Green, 22 Minutes, etc.)

The Compromiser > Camry-Into-Canyon
07/15/2014 at 17:04

Hamlet with beer. And star for 22 minutes reference and not trailer park boys.

Turbo666 > carcrasher88
07/15/2014 at 17:17

Behold the masterpiece that is....

Jean-Claude-Van-Damme's...Vanpocalypse

Kinja'd!!!

Expand for full awesomeness.

1337HPMustang > Turbo666
07/15/2014 at 18:17

Kinja'd!!!

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Turbo666
07/15/2014 at 18:47

Too funny.

Just

Too

Funny.

Zibodiz > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/15/2014 at 19:11

The Miata parking is what earned my star. You can't pass voting for anything designed to work with a Miata.

Stephen the Canuck > carcrasher88
07/15/2014 at 19:20

Kinja'd!!!

There. I suck at this photo shopping thing.

turbokitten > turbokitten
07/15/2014 at 21:24

MK 2: Roof mounted Miata! :)

Kinja'd!!!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > carcrasher88
07/16/2014 at 15:31

Well, someone else did my idea already, but I have a real Raptor image behind it and a real Raptor logo on it so we'll just have to see WHO'S BETTER NOW WON'T WE!

I may come up with another idea too though

Tohru > 1337HPMustang
07/17/2014 at 09:27

You realize the motor is under the dash, right? Your twin 4-barrels would be connected to the radiator.

Tohru > The Compromiser
07/17/2014 at 09:27

Econoline Country Squire Club Wagon.