Repost for the morning opponauts: Help me name my new dashboard rabbit!

"Camry-Into-Canyon" (Camry-Into-Canyon) 07/13/2014 at 11:13 • Filed to: rabbitlopnik, bunnylopnik

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Here he is, fresh from the wash. I picked him up from goodwill for $2, and I want you to name him. Leave your creative and/or interesting suggestions below. Voting starts Tuesday.

Anon > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 11:35

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Ben Stine

MAXIMUMVRM > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 11:37

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what car is it going in?

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 11:40

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Dash

Bandit > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 11:47

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Hansel. He is a kinder bunny so he is German.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 12:08

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Lola

Goggles Pizzano > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 12:14

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Giuseppe

Penthesilea > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 12:21

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I say Alessandro (he's italian but probably born in China).

Camry-Into-Canyon > MAXIMUMVRM 07/13/2014 at 12:44

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Currently, my Echo. This fall I am purchasing a new beater, into which this will go.

MAXIMUMVRM > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 13:03

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call him echo. Or location. Locho

Frank Grimes > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 14:41

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Bertram Wilberforce Wabbit

Obfuscatio: philosopher at large > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 18:23

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Tacky Plush Toy Branded By Company That Makes Awful Chocolate Eggs With Crappy Toys Inside. Lessee... Tptbbctmacewcti. That's Nahuatl for "Bunny on front shelf", isn't it? Does anyone else feel like it sounds better when pronounced with a Zulu accent?

Obfuscatio: philosopher at large > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 18:26

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Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.

Or Buddy, for short.

Obfuscatio: philosopher at large > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 18:27

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5-point hardass.

Obfuscatio: philosopher at large > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 18:27

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Tasteful side-bunny.

Obfuscatio: philosopher at large > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 18:29

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Nicky Grist.

Obfuscatio: philosopher at large > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 18:29

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God. He's your co-pilot.

Obfuscatio: philosopher at large > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 18:30

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Sofia Vergara. You can then quite truthfully say that Sofia Vergara is waiting or you in your car.

Obfuscatio: philosopher at large > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 18:32

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Call him Dead Hooker In The Trunk. Should provide many a laugh next time you're pulled over.

Obfuscatio: philosopher at large > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 18:35

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Stutz.

Obfuscatio: philosopher at large > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 18:36

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Oscillation Overthuster.

Obfuscatio: philosopher at large > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 18:38

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Master-Blaster.

Obfuscatio: philosopher at large > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 18:43

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The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Obfuscatio: philosopher at large > Camry-Into-Canyon 07/13/2014 at 18:44

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Visual Obstruction.