PSA - when eating spicy foods, wash before and after peeing

Kinja'd!!! "505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
07/11/2014 at 13:37 • Filed to: None

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because that hot oil you get with chinese food makes it feel like there is a Ferrari in my pants


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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux
07/11/2014 at 13:39

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Thank you for the PSA, and saving me from making the same mistake in the future.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > 505Turbeaux
07/11/2014 at 13:40

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ouch


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > 505Turbeaux
07/11/2014 at 13:45

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wife found this issue after a late night dinner of hot wings followed by a need to remove contact lenses before bed

(bet you didn't think contacts was where this story was going given the OP's topic of penis touching)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux
07/11/2014 at 13:45

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Bob Crisp 's Brazen Chariots covers, among other things and the events of tank war in North Africa, the ramifications of using avgas to treat a crab infection from reclaimed silk pajamas. No, really.

Cure, disease, worse than, some assembly required.


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > 505Turbeaux
07/11/2014 at 13:46

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I don't eat spicy foods because when I do, I tend to suffer from rectal whiplash.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
07/11/2014 at 13:47

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haha yeah I am planning on waking up solo in the morning, so the whiplash will be private at least...


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > 505Turbeaux
07/11/2014 at 13:51

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Could be worse...

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Kinja'd!!! NaturallyAspirated > 505Turbeaux
07/11/2014 at 13:59

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As an A&P mechanic, I can assure you that the same thing is true when working with Skydrol.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux
07/11/2014 at 14:11

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yea sure "hot oil" is making the burning sensation....maybe a dr visit would be wiser? some penicillin maybe?


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/11/2014 at 14:14

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Somehow I have never gotten anything that requires a visit like that , and I really should have with some of the choices I have made as to protection and partners...

maybe sometime soon...have some Zappa