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because that hot oil you get with chinese food makes it feel like there is a Ferrari in my pants
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Thank you for the PSA, and saving me from making the same mistake in the future.
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ouch
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wife found this issue after a late night dinner of hot wings followed by a need to remove contact lenses before bed
(bet you didn't think contacts was where this story was going given the OP's topic of penis touching)
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Bob Crisp 's Brazen Chariots covers, among other things and the events of tank war in North Africa, the ramifications of using avgas to treat a crab infection from reclaimed silk pajamas. No, really.
Cure, disease, worse than, some assembly required.
![]() 07/11/2014 at 13:46 |
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I don't eat spicy foods because when I do, I tend to suffer from rectal whiplash.
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haha yeah I am planning on waking up solo in the morning, so the whiplash will be private at least...
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Could be worse...
![]() 07/11/2014 at 13:59 |
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As an A&P mechanic, I can assure you that the same thing is true when working with Skydrol.
![]() 07/11/2014 at 14:11 |
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yea sure "hot oil" is making the burning sensation....maybe a dr visit would be wiser? some penicillin maybe?
![]() 07/11/2014 at 14:14 |
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Somehow I have never gotten anything that requires a visit like that , and I really should have with some of the choices I have made as to protection and partners...
maybe sometime soon...have some Zappa