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"$kaycog" (skaycog) 07/10/2014 at 17:40 • Filed to: None

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But I still laugh.

ly2v8-Brian > $kaycog 07/10/2014 at 17:42

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FINISH HIM!

$kaycog > ly2v8-Brian 07/10/2014 at 17:44

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Hahaha!

PS9 > $kaycog 07/10/2014 at 17:48

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It's only funny if you don't know the backstory.

Chip and Tom were friends since childhood. One walked the others sister down the branch during the wedding, and even signed on to be godparent. They did everything together. They even migrated across the country a few times.

Then scarlet came along and married Chip. Happens all the time right? Well...5 years into the marriage scarlet was caught cheating with a bald eagle who lives on wall street. A DNA test was demanded and the chicks weren't Chip's of course. But the real twist is that they didn't belong to the eagle either...

...they we're Tom's. All of them. He'd been banging her off and on for the whole marriage. Chip wasn't going to let Tom get away with this. So he fought him to the death. There were no survivors. So now the chicks will grow up without a dad.

doodon2whls > $kaycog 07/10/2014 at 17:55

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Is this guy the lookout ?

$kaycog > PS9 07/10/2014 at 17:58

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Now I feel bad. :(

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > $kaycog 07/10/2014 at 17:59

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Birds are awesome.

$kaycog > doodon2whls 07/10/2014 at 18:00

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I think so.

PS9 > $kaycog 07/10/2014 at 18:01

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Well, the fight did cause a hot dog truck to crash into a nearby ketchup factory. So...there's that...?

$kaycog > PS9 07/10/2014 at 18:02

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You make me laugh. :D

Dusty Ventures > PS9 07/10/2014 at 18:26

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But I don't like ketchup on my hot dogs

PS9 > Dusty Ventures 07/10/2014 at 18:28

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How do you feel about whipped cream?