Everyone at my house is gone on vacation...

Kinja'd!!! "Bandit" (2bandit)
07/09/2014 at 23:21 • Filed to: None

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And I'm just sitting here at home on Oppo being alone. So lonely. I've learned that as much as I generally hate people, I hate being alone even more.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Bandit
07/09/2014 at 23:25

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Time to throw a house party!


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Bandit
07/09/2014 at 23:26

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I love when my family is gone. It's so damn quiet.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/09/2014 at 23:32

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Me too... but not for a week.


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
07/09/2014 at 23:32

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As a several time party thrower, this is simultaneously the best and worst idea.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > vdub_nut: scooter snob
07/09/2014 at 23:34

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What could possibly go wrong?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Bandit
07/09/2014 at 23:35

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Since I've lived on my own before, but am now back with my parents, a week sounds like heaven.


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
07/09/2014 at 23:39

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Puke-acid etching a blob shape into my basement (concrete) floor?

Houseplants being thrown into the woods from the deck?

A guy sleep walking and pissing all over the foyer of the house?

Someone chugging whiskey faster than someone else can chug the same amount (~8 ounces) of beer? Then needing to be sprayed with a garden hose after being dragged outside?

No. Surely none of those things.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Bandit
07/09/2014 at 23:41

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When you have garage space for a project car, you're not allowed to be sad


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > vdub_nut: scooter snob
07/09/2014 at 23:41

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Definitely none of those things would ever happen. And if they did, they'll buff right out.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > For Sweden
07/09/2014 at 23:44

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But the project car went to the mechanics this morning :'(


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Bandit
07/09/2014 at 23:46

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Then you have room for a new project car


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > For Sweden
07/09/2014 at 23:52

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Well, that MG under the mountain of Trans Am parts hasn't been touched in about a year...


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > vdub_nut: scooter snob
07/09/2014 at 23:56

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Don't forget to mention my brother's house party were they effectively destroyed $2K worth of carpet.


Kinja'd!!! gmfan > Bandit
07/10/2014 at 02:04

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I am going to be doing that in a week. I understand what you mean.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Bandit
07/10/2014 at 08:59

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I actually really like it when my family was gone when I lived with them for 2 months at age 21. They took one car.....I got dibs on the remaining 3.