"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
07/09/2014 at 20:09 • Filed to: None | 1 | 32 |
Truest slogan if there ever was one
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 20:13 | 0 |
PanchoVilleneuve ST
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:17 | 3 |
Get excited and drive anything else.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:19 | 1 |
For the 20 miles until your Quattro system fails
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:21 | 1 |
If a classic mopar breaks down, you look at the engine, figure out whats wrong, fix it, and drive away all in less than 2 hours
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> PanchoVilleneuve ST
07/09/2014 at 20:21 | 0 |
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sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:22 | 0 |
Marriages fail. Banks fail. Governments fail. The Quattro AWD system does not fail.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 20:22 | 2 |
If an Audi breaks down, you call a tow truck, take it to the dealer, they fix what broke and 20 other things that broke along the way, then pay the $10,000 repair bill, quietly sobbing to yourself.
crowmolly
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:23 | 0 |
Oh the irony
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:23 | 0 |
THIS
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 20:24 | 1 |
Except I don't
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:24 | 0 |
The A4 on the lift next to my van while it was getting inspected said otherwise.
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:24 | 1 |
fair enough
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:25 | 0 |
Every single other thing on our A6 has broken EXCEPT the AWD system. So bah.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:27 | 0 |
Never had any drivetrain, engine, or electrical problems. So Bahaha.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:29 | 0 |
I'm not gonna start
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:31 | 0 |
Hey, you set yourself up for it.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 20:33 | 0 |
FIFY
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:36 | 0 |
If the transmission fell out of my car on a 500 mile trip, I could call a tow truck, get it towed to the nearest Audi dealer (let's pretend we're on the east coast, which means every block has a Dunkin Donuts and an Audi shop), have them fix the transmission, spend 15-20 minutes having a nervous breakdown when I received the bill, get back on the road, and still arrive at my destination before I would in a fully functioning Astrovan Safari. I have no idea what that proves, but bah anyways.
Saracen
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:41 | 1 |
I love the logic here that implies that a fucking Astrovan > Audi.
And you're right. Quattro is indestructible.
GhostZ
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:42 | 1 |
Don't forget the chance that they will tow it on 2 wheels, ruining the drivetrain also.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:42 | 1 |
Soommeeonneess in denial.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:45 | 0 |
yeah well...yeah
I haven't had any major repairs in the first couple months
(Shhh. Be quiet conscience. It's okay to lie in a situation like this.)
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:47 | 0 |
IIRC, I read something about a cam position sensor or something like that having to be replaced.
No major repairs my ass.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:54 | 1 |
It wasn't that expensive.
(Yes conscience, I know I'm still lying. Shut up)
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 21:00 | 0 |
About $500 I'm guessing? $200 for the sensor, $300 for labor. Unless both had to be replaced, in which case, about $700.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 21:05 | 0 |
It was only one. And you seem to be a little optimistic.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 21:08 | 0 |
That's just what like 2 minutes of googling brought up. It's probably cheaper, it being an older car and all.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 21:12 | 0 |
Cheaper! In that case, I'll be firing my mechanic tomorrow.
Just a few bucks shy of $1000
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 21:17 | 0 |
In other words, what my ENTIRE CAR IS WORTH.
thebigbossyboss
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 21:19 | 0 |
and then pay a lot when shit breaks.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 21:33 | 1 |
Good point. But as long as not much else goes wrong, I still love it.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> thebigbossyboss
07/09/2014 at 21:34 | 0 |
This is true.