HOLY SWEET CHRIST!!!

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 07/09/2014 at 19:48 • Filed to: flat six 944

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!? I NEVER THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD HAVE TRIED THIS BUT THEY DID!!(I found it on the webospehere)

It's a 944....

IT'S A 944........WITH A FLAT FRAKKING SIX IN IT!!!!!! HHHHNNNNGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID THIS!! I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO NOW!! THANK YOU RAPTOR JESUS!!

Also, introducing the "HNNNNNNNNGGG!!!! .gif"!

JGrabowMSt > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 19:51

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Some this is what happens with a 944 rims a 911?

That's just all kinds of wrong.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JGrabowMSt 07/09/2014 at 19:52

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THIS IS ALL KINDS OF YES PLEASE!!

JGrabowMSt > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 19:54

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I'm not saying no, it just feels so dirty.

They should have at least stuck it in the back...

I give than a 110% for creativity though. I certainly can't say I ever would have thought to go ahead and actually do this kind of thing...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JGrabowMSt 07/09/2014 at 19:57

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I would do this! for......SCIENCE!! Or maybe a Scubaru Boxer engine perhaps?

JGrabowMSt > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:01

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Nah, I'd want something a little more reliable than a scoobie doo engine.

I'd keep it within Porsche, but do even more unthinkable. Cayenne 4.8L Turbo Diesel with 6spd manual.

Paint it brown, and convert the rear hatch into a shooting brake kind of thing, and call it a day.

Find me a donor Cayenne and a reasonable 944, and I'll be over to Woodward with my toolboxes.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JGrabowMSt 07/09/2014 at 20:02

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If you're serious, give me 20 minutes and I can do that!

JGrabowMSt > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:04

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I'd be serious if I had the time to do it. Aaron Brown, here I come.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JGrabowMSt 07/09/2014 at 20:05

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MAKE THE TIME!!! :D

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:07

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Can I haz?

JGrabowMSt > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:07

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Someday. Get the beater 944 and don't wreck it. When I have my own place, I'll find the Cayenne Diesel. Somewhere along the way, we'll meet in the middle, and a sawzall will probably be involved.

Roadkill style.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 07/09/2014 at 20:10

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Finders Keepers, so MINE!!!! What'd you think of the .gif?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JGrabowMSt 07/09/2014 at 20:10

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YES!! I'LL MEET YOU IN ERIE!!

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:21

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eh

JGrabowMSt > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:25

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Ouch, how about I meet you in Erie with a trailer, and we go to a real garage?

Like, my friends garage with the 39 Caddy limo that's almost done. Or maybe the 3000mk3 with the 302 in it...Or my other friends garage with the 560SL and the Porsche Targa. I don't think he'd mind us lowering his property value for a few days. You could probably eat off his garage floor...and that's too clean, something needs to be done about that.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 07/09/2014 at 20:27

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A bit overkill?

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:30

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No, too anime. I'm also currently watching Dragonball Z start to finish.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JGrabowMSt 07/09/2014 at 20:31

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I'll take the Targa garage!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 07/09/2014 at 20:32

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Nice! Where are ya at currently in the series?

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:34

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Only Episode 43 right now. I've watched them all before, when they were first appearing on TV. This is the first time since then. It's still amazing, just as I predicted.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 07/09/2014 at 20:36

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What happens in that ep? I need description.

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:38

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They're looking for Dragonballs, on another planet. In between major conflict.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 07/09/2014 at 20:47

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they're on Namek then.

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:47

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Yep, that's the name of it.

JGrabowMSt > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:47

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I would too! But I prefer that 560SL.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 07/09/2014 at 20:49

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I was about to ask another question, but I could've spoiled it for you if I asked what's going on currently.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JGrabowMSt 07/09/2014 at 20:49

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Mmmmm.....SL.

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:51

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I JUST WANT TO WATCH IT ALLL

nafsucof > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:53

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and it's twin turbo!!

Bad Idea Hat > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 21:17

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I saw this and kind of cocked my head to the side like a dog's.

I mean, I like but...howhat?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > nafsucof 07/09/2014 at 21:19

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Wha??? How can you tell?? I never noticed.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Bad Idea Hat 07/09/2014 at 21:20

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I ripped my eyes out of my head and slammed them to my monitor like "dafuq??"

Bad Idea Hat > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 21:25

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This is like Shaq and his girlfriend.

How does that go into that?

SteyrTMP > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 21:26

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I'd still prefer to put a S54B32 in one.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Bad Idea Hat 07/09/2014 at 21:27

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lol Wut?

Bad Idea Hat > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 21:31

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K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Bad Idea Hat 07/09/2014 at 22:05

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HOW DOES THAT EVEN?? WUT???

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 22:16

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I would have figured a water-cooler in a water-cooled 944... a Subaru EG33 under the hood of a 944, driving the rear transaxle would be amazing, even if not within the Porsche brand.

nafsucof > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 22:27

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Well it's atleast a single turbo, you can follow the black piping, there is a diverter valve and what looks like a two input single exit intercooler. I bet that rips...pb st owner to pb st owner good luck with the tranny issues!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > nafsucof 07/09/2014 at 22:33

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Thanks fellow PB ST Owner! :)

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/10/2014 at 04:38

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Awww hell yes. I've been hoping someone would have tried this at some point.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/10/2014 at 22:54

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The half rear diffuser may be the least weird thing on this car.