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"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 07/09/2014 at 17:45 • Filed to: I hate vans

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I think would rather drive that uninteresting Spark than this thing. -_-

I hate vans.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 17:49

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Yes but, no back seats plus air-mattress equals fun.

dogisbadob > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 17:51

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fun to put stickers on the dash!

RazoE > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 17:52

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Dat parking tho

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 07/09/2014 at 17:53

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But, no low, weak V6 and high center of gravity kills fast fun.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > RazoE 07/09/2014 at 17:54

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My only weakness. I can't park vans and bigger vehicles for crap. -_-

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > dogisbadob 07/09/2014 at 17:55

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That's a business card lol.

HammerheadFistpunch > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 17:57

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What was the story with the shifter? sheered cable?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > HammerheadFistpunch 07/09/2014 at 17:59

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won't know the cause until next week. -_-

zeontestpilot > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 07/09/2014 at 18:00

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I can only imagine. My pt cruiser is mildly uncomfortable in that area.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 18:00

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If you can't have fun with an air-mattress in the back of a minivan, you're doing it wrong.

Brian, The Life of > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 18:01

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Try getting 7 people in a Spark. Minivans have their place ;)

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian, The Life of 07/09/2014 at 18:04

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My dad got 6 people into a Beetle back in the 70s. Minivan is useless!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 07/09/2014 at 18:04

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but I don't have one. :/

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 18:06

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This makes me proud that I've never driven a minivan. Sorry you are going through this.

Brian, The Life of > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 18:06

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But not 7 ... Minivan pwns ur dad's Beetle >:)

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 18:07

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Oh...I'm so sorry...

Wait, we are still talking about minivans, right?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian, The Life of 07/09/2014 at 18:08

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Beetle is lower, RWD, rear engine, air cooled. This is better!!

Brian, The Life of > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 18:10

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Minivan has A/C.

Game, Set, Match.

RazoE > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 18:11

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Same here. I hate big cars/trucks.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 07/09/2014 at 18:12

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I think? What exactly am I missing?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian, The Life of 07/09/2014 at 18:13

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Beetle has Herbie! I have no idea what that means.

lone_liberal > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 18:17

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I owned one. It's a solid second vehicle to haul objects and people. They are also dirt cheap so they make a good winter beater. That said, there is no way in hell I'd want it as my only car.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 18:26

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Rod and tackle

Wedding Vegetables

I was being funny and making an innuendo about not having the proper equipment.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 07/09/2014 at 18:27

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Oh. That's a cheap honeymoon!

 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 18:29

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Kenny Brown Windstar. Your argument is invalid.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 18:33

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Now he gets it!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 19:32

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Try having to drive one ALL THE TIME.

Anemic 4.3 V6 attatched to a shit 4-speed auto. And it's so top heavy.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 07/09/2014 at 19:37

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I had to drive one on and off for the last couple years. I know how bad it is.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:12

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But at least you got Astra/FoST/911 time in between the on and off driving.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 07/09/2014 at 20:14

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True. I didn't think anyone remembered that I had an Astra! :D

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:17

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Of course I'm going to remember if someone else had a Saturn. Especially the Astra, a car I'm considering to replace said horrible van.

IIRC, it was a blue 4-door with the 4-speed.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 07/09/2014 at 20:30

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SPOT ON!!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:33

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Yay!

I prefer the 2-door personally, but the 4-door makes better sense as a "made for everything" hatchback.

Also, did it have the awesome gigantic sunroof?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 07/09/2014 at 20:35

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2-door looks better! But doesn't come with sunroof.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/09/2014 at 20:37

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Dat sunroof.
That would be awesome on a 2-door.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 07/09/2014 at 20:47

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Sooo cool!!

Hooker > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/10/2014 at 13:33

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So no loaner?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Hooker 07/10/2014 at 14:11

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Didn't have time to call and ask yesterday. Apparently the dealer actually closes at 6 so when I could call it was too late.

Hooker > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/10/2014 at 15:34

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Lame. I'm still appalled that they didn't offer. I work for the dealership and if mine is in the shop, they offer (and trust me, I live close enough that they do no have to offer).