Guise...I'm almost as popular as Doug

Kinja'd!!! "cazzyodo" (cazzyodo)
07/08/2014 at 15:44 • Filed to: GUISE

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I mean, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! I'm catching up to his article in recommendations. I'm, like, totally almost as cool as him. My car is red, too!

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My shorts are longer than his, though...so I guess I haven't quite reached THAT level.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > cazzyodo
07/08/2014 at 15:59

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its the shorts man. we all know sex sells. thats why you havent QUITE caught up to him, you need shorter shorts.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > bob and john
07/08/2014 at 16:06

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I have been looking for a new bathing suit all year because I can't find one with a long enough inseam. Every pair I try look like boxers on me...and I thought that was socially unacceptable.

I've apparently been doing it wrong.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > cazzyodo
07/08/2014 at 16:27

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All you have to do is make lots of videos about your car, talk about it a lot, and do things like put a tv on the roof of the car, get groceries, and you'll be just like him!

It's a flawless plan! You could be cazzyodo DeMuro (I'm pretty sure DeMuro is a title or something...).


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > zeontestpilot
07/08/2014 at 16:28

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I bet the title can be bought without that much effort, much how you can become a Lord or Baron.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > cazzyodo
07/08/2014 at 16:33

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Most likely. My title, which I got last year, was Captain Awesome the Amazing. I don't like to tell just anyone though, the peasants get upset.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > zeontestpilot
07/08/2014 at 16:36

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I get where you're coming from. Awesome is just implied by my mere presence.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > cazzyodo
07/08/2014 at 16:37

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Thank you cazzyodo DeMuro, I knew that of all people, you would understand.