What's the best insult you can come up with?

"Anon" (tjsielsistneb)
07/08/2014 at 00:47 • Filed to: None

I'm writing a character who is extremely vulgar and loves to insult people. So what's your best insult? I'll take multiple.

DISCUSSION (33)

TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > Anon
07/08/2014 at 00:51

Would ya shut it down bro? Your pits smell like an anchovies cunt.

heliochrome85 > Anon
07/08/2014 at 00:52

gutterslut

Anon > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
07/08/2014 at 00:53

Beautiful

Anon > heliochrome85
07/08/2014 at 00:53

Simple but effective! I like it!

TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > Anon
07/08/2014 at 00:54

What are you looking at?

I don't know, thought I was looking at my mothers old douche bag, but that's in Alberta.

TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > Anon
07/08/2014 at 00:58

what are you writing? If you don't mind me asking.

Simplify, then add beer > Anon
07/08/2014 at 01:05

Were you always this retarded, or did you slowly become stupid over time?

I hope one day your son's dog gets run over by a bus. In front of him. On his birthday

You have a face like a bucket full of minced assholes

Talking to you is so painful I want to eat a hand grenade. Seriously, does anyone have any explosives?

You are like every kind of stupid, all mixed together to create a stupid salad

Anon > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
07/08/2014 at 01:06

In the simplest description it is a story about how a pair of normal people get pulled into the middle of a proxy war where neither side is really favorable. Both sides are run by geniuses blinded by idealism of their goal however our main characters just so happen to be in the wrong place at the worse time.

Anon > Simplify, then add beer
07/08/2014 at 01:08

I love 1,2, and 4!

catkam623 misses his 944 > Anon
07/08/2014 at 01:08

I fart in your general direction you're mother was a hamster and you're father smelt of elderberries

Also a god damn mother fucking douche canoe that couldn't find his own ass without directions

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Anon
07/08/2014 at 01:09

cunt faced dick sucking anus

Dusty Ventures > Anon
07/08/2014 at 01:11

Nice Camry

Anon > Dusty Ventures
07/08/2014 at 01:12

Main character drives a Mercedes 300D. Will use this at some point.

TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > Anon
07/08/2014 at 01:19

i wanna read it. We should bounce ideas some time. I'm trying to get a web comic rolling.

Anon > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
07/08/2014 at 01:21

can I see some?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Anon
07/08/2014 at 01:22

Fucktard.

TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > Anon
07/08/2014 at 01:22

Im still practicing line work and hashing out plot and characters. My protagonist doesn't even have a name yet.

Anon > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/08/2014 at 01:29

I'm a fan of any involving Fuck as a base.

TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > Anon
07/08/2014 at 01:34

ill be sure to send some your way once I'm happy with how it looks.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Anon
07/08/2014 at 02:40

A favourite of mine I've used before:

Four and a half billion years of planetary evolution it took to reach you. How disappointing.

RotaryLover > Anon
07/08/2014 at 02:46

"Well since I'm a gentleman, I won't say anything. I won't drop to your level of putrefaction, Bitch." Think of it this way, the guy is vulgar right? The other person is such an asshole that the character just said fuck it, you're too much for me in a bad way and turn good.

Garrett Davis > Anon
07/08/2014 at 03:01

Get outta here, you yellow bellied sap sucker!

-5 year old me

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Anon
07/08/2014 at 03:07

Take that, you one eye'd, bomb lobbin', catus eatin', potbellied, whoppin', fat, jiggly, back-stabbin', fat arm, creepy, spaztic, bloody, blind-eyed, precious little, twitchy, pickle headed, rocket hoppin', potato hoppin', two-faced mutant bastard!

Atomic Buffalo > Anon
07/08/2014 at 03:48

You're more pathetic than all those Internet bloggers who think they're Writers because they know which chair at Starbucks has the best wireless signal.

shpuker > Anon
07/08/2014 at 07:34

I've always been a can of cunt muffin. That and, "What are you Jewish, Dutch, or just a greedy sack of shit?" *it's OK I'm totally allowed to say that, I'm Dutch

Anon > Atomic Buffalo
07/08/2014 at 07:57

Hey now! I'm qualified! I even drink my coffee black and speak in a pretentious manner when describing my story!

Though honestly most of us don't plan to ever have our work published. It's more of just a hobby like building model airplanes.

Camry-Into-Canyon > Anon
07/08/2014 at 08:09

You're so ugly, the ugliest whore in the city wouldn't sleep with you.

The Compromiser > Anon
07/08/2014 at 09:00

I didn't say I was smarter than everyone. Just you.

You diseased afiterbirth of a pygmy grudgefuck.

You unexploded cum bubble.

Spermburper

American.

I can tell you fell out of the ugly tree, but did you have to try climbing back up?

Engineer.

That little voice in tbe back of your head? The one telling you to do things? It wants you to kill yourself? Well, it can't hurt to try right?

How many times do I need to explain this? Thats not a warm breeze going past your face. You farted.

(Lights go out) I see we are having another management training session.

macanamera > Anon
07/08/2014 at 09:00

Prius lover.

Atomic Buffalo > Anon
07/08/2014 at 10:54

Hey! You leave my glue-sniffing out of this! I told you that was just a phase.

StoneCold > Anon
07/08/2014 at 14:28

Take the insults from Benedick and Beatrice from "Much Ado About Nothing" and modernize it. Boom.

Anon > macanamera
07/08/2014 at 14:54

Dear god man! There are limits!

bob and john > Anon
07/10/2014 at 15:57

THE BEST INSULTS ARE THE ONES MADE ON THE SPOT FOR THAT SITUATION. (srry, caps lock)

so, give us a bunch of senarios and we can go from there