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"shpuker" (shpuker) 07/07/2014 at 10:21 • Filed to: None

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Something in this picture is not as it should be. But what?! (Nothing was photoshoped)

+1 Internet's to whomever figures it out.

Brian Silvestro > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:23

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The parking?

daender > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:23

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Those look like Hawk-Eye-gen rear lights on a Blob-Eye-gen Wrx.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:23

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Your awesome avatar gif is gone.

Vimto > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:24

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Piss stain below the fuel door?

shpuker > Brian Silvestro 07/07/2014 at 10:24

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Always park with 2 wheels in the grass, its good for your alignment or something like that. err... Because rally car?

But no not what I meant.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:24

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Looks like a blob eye front end on a hawk eye chassis...

mr_gofast > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:24

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call me crazy..wheels dont seem to sit right..abit to far forward

505Turbeaux > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:25

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mismatched tires on the front and rear? contis out back, something else up front. Although Subies can handle a few percent difference front to rear.

shpuker > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/07/2014 at 10:25

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This is true. I half wanted to see if anyone would take notice. It has been replaced with my ugly ass face. Not the thing though!

Brian Silvestro > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:26

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Excuses! I want my internets!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:27

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It's a WRX look a like that's actually just a fwd impreza

shpuker > daender 07/07/2014 at 10:27

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Ding ding ding. 2006 STI tails on my 2005 WRX. Some guy at a meet wanted to switch so we switched. Polished and lightly tinted them a while back. Main up-side though is the bright ass reverse lights in the 06 tail lights. Helps a ton with backing out.

MAXIMUMVRM > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:27

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door handles? Front quarter?

shpuker > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/07/2014 at 10:28

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That'd be depressing.

shpuker > 505Turbeaux 07/07/2014 at 10:28

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Nope, conti ExtremeContacts on all 4 corners. Tail lights are 06 STI tails

shpuker > mr_gofast 07/07/2014 at 10:29

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Hope not!

shpuker > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 07/07/2014 at 10:29

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Close. Just 06 STI tail lights on an 05 WRX

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:30

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Makes more sense. lol

505Turbeaux > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:30

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yeah after looking I saw the Conti mark on the front. I have 17" ExtremeContacts and the sidewalls are much more adorned than those (assuming 16's?). Good wearing tires though!

shpuker > Vimto 07/07/2014 at 10:30

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That'd be the reflection of a cloud

mr_gofast > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:31

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they are...check out the space between the back edge of the right rear wheel an the rear bumper and then the space between the front edge of hte same right rear wheel and the right rocker panel

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:31

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But somewhere, such an abortion exists, slowly driving along with a fart can exhaust but never getting anywhere close to speed.

shpuker > 505Turbeaux 07/07/2014 at 10:31

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Yup puny little 16"s here. They're good tires though. Hold up well. Probably put 8-9,000 miles on these and they went from 80% tread to maybe 50% now.

shpuker > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/07/2014 at 10:33

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Had a guy at my old school that had an 01 RS coupe with STI badges and a 4.5" muffler coming off the stock 2.5" exhaust.

OPPOsaurus WRX > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:33

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well i guess there is already a winner but I was going to go with the dent in the rear door.

shpuker > mr_gofast 07/07/2014 at 10:35

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Eh, just the combo of having non-flush wheels and a slight rear-ward photo angle probably.

Still gonna wind up staring at the rear end of my car for a good couple hours though.... fuck.

shpuker > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/07/2014 at 10:36

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What the baby one at door handle level? The perils of living by so many bro trucks

OPPOsaurus WRX > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:38

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a bro-mobile pulled up next to me at a red light. his bumper was right at face level. I could imagine a whole bunch of suck coming from that collision.

shpuker > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/07/2014 at 10:51

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That's really all I can ever picture when I think about buying a Miata

RazoE > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:51

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I always like the bug-eyed rear lights the most. Classy and simple.

shpuker > RazoE 07/07/2014 at 10:53

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Yea the bug eye lights are a bit less flashy.

mr_gofast > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 10:57

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sorry :(

OPPOsaurus WRX > shpuker 07/07/2014 at 11:08

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at least the WRX has some pillars to cushion the blow. good luck, you wouldn't be anything more than a speed bump or a stripper.