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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! "Perfect first car"
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![]() 07/06/2014 at 16:04 |
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...I cant possible imagne a situation where this is the perfect first car....
maybe if you wanted to murder the person driving it....
![]() 07/06/2014 at 16:05 |
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Of course nothing is better for someone with no clue how to drive than a 500 hp pickup truck with no weight over the rear wheels and a stick shift that uses 8 gallons per mile
![]() 07/06/2014 at 16:06 |
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Perfect first car for someone who wants their child to die soon and in spectacular fashion.
![]() 07/06/2014 at 16:14 |
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Still want one.
![]() 07/06/2014 at 16:18 |
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Why? Were you required to try and take out as many people as possible?
![]() 07/06/2014 at 16:19 |
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You're supposed to reply, not edit your original comment.
![]() 07/06/2014 at 16:27 |
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It's perfect that it's red. I would name it El Diablo
![]() 07/06/2014 at 16:30 |
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"Perfect first car"
![]() 07/06/2014 at 16:30 |
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Buy it! It can tow your Ferrari! Also, join our game of CAH
![]() 07/06/2014 at 16:32 |
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I edited my comment because I didn't think it was relevant to the discussion. But the truck was up for contention as a first vehicle because I was (and still) not a smart man. I like trucks and sports cars so it was the "perfect vehicle". The gas mileage is ridiculous and it's a dangerous truck, especially if you're trying to learn stick.
![]() 07/06/2014 at 16:35 |
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Haha true, I could give the old man a tow every time his car breaks down.
This truck is seriously badass though. Pretty cool how things came full circle with it. I think the Viper's engine was originally based off a truck engine. Then this truck gets the engine from the Viper. I bet these trucks will appreciate one day.
I wish I could join the game. I was supposed to get started on a work project hours ago. I've been oppocrastinating big time. Need to get started on it now.
![]() 07/06/2014 at 16:39 |
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Horrible first car. Very cool though.
![]() 07/06/2014 at 16:46 |
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Well, it isn't uncommon in the south for kids to have 600 hp diesel trucks, so this isn't much of a stretch. But just think, if you make them pay for gas, they aren't driving anywhere you don't want them to.
![]() 07/06/2014 at 18:21 |
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Still, id get a Passat TDI
![]() 07/06/2014 at 18:45 |
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Haha I've been waiting for to say that. It's been at least a week!
![]() 07/06/2014 at 20:12 |
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Ive been looking for you in Posts! And almost did the joke with the guy named HondasVolvosFords since he had a red car, and the image looked like yours. But then I remembered yours had an engine. Wanted to say the joke so much!
![]() 07/06/2014 at 20:26 |
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LOL
I think you missed my July 4th post about my Dad's car. I'm trying to find that post so I can see if you joked that he should have got the Passat TDI instead but Kinja is being lame and making it hard for me to find prior posts. Damn you Kinja!
![]() 07/06/2014 at 20:29 |
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Damn you and all your offspring! I didnt see the post, if you tell me how it was called, Ill find it myself.
![]() 07/06/2014 at 20:44 |
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found it!
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/shes-alive-160…
![]() 07/06/2014 at 20:53 |
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I love how in the description it says "Perfect first car"
![]() 07/07/2014 at 00:43 |
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As someone who has yet to own his own vehicle and doesn't know how to drive manual, I volunteer.
![]() 07/08/2014 at 13:36 |
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10/10 would giggle like a school boy, with a big stupid grin, while driving.
![]() 07/08/2014 at 13:37 |
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Did I pop the tire?