Saw this today...

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07/06/2014 at 13:34 • Filed to: None

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... On the way to church. Besides the A-Team van, I'm struggling to think of a more manly van. I can only assume that the driver, if male, had an awesome beard.

The back of the van actually had "4x4", which I thought was too cool. I asked my wife if I could get one as a DD, she promptly told me no. Who wouldn't want to drive a van like this?!

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > zeontestpilot
07/06/2014 at 13:37

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Bad ass. That thing needs some bitchin side pipes to really complete the look.


Kinja'd!!! Racescort666 > zeontestpilot
07/06/2014 at 13:43

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Respect the van!


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
07/06/2014 at 13:44

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From what my wife and I could tell, he had louvers on the rear window.

Also, since it's a panel van, it really needs a mural on the side. Like a teddy bear riding a t-rex, battling Santa Claus or something random and obscure like that.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Racescort666
07/06/2014 at 13:46

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I respect the van so much.

There should be a convention, or a gathering of vans so people can admire then. Like a car show, but for vans. A van show.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > zeontestpilot
07/06/2014 at 14:00

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the manliest van I've ever seen had dual rear axles and Gullwing doors


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Sn210
07/06/2014 at 14:06

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Ah man! Now I want to see the Gullwing van...


Kinja'd!!! Spoon II > zeontestpilot
07/06/2014 at 14:27

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I would very much like that exact mural.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Spoon II
07/06/2014 at 14:30

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Makes me want to buy a panel van for that exact reason...


Kinja'd!!! danjlove > zeontestpilot
07/06/2014 at 14:41

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My next car is going to be a van when I move to Alaska. It's going to need a mural for sure. Maybe I'll do some kind of design contest on oppo and whatever one is the best gets painted on there by painters.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > zeontestpilot
07/06/2014 at 15:23

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If the driver was female, she would probably have an awesome beard a well


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > OPPOsaurus WRX
07/06/2014 at 15:53

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While driving, I told my wife that the biggest curveball would be if a woman got out if the van.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > danjlove
07/06/2014 at 15:59

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That, that is the best idea ever!

It has to be something ridiculous and abstract, but will put a smile on someone's face when you drive by.

Also, if you want, put a decepticon or autobot emblem on the hood of the car and the rear doors. Not a small one either, but a good size one like the old toys used to have. Just a thought, :).


Kinja'd!!! danjlove > zeontestpilot
07/06/2014 at 16:06

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Yeah man I was thinking some kind of work van that I won't give a shit about. The more ridiculous and abstract, the better. Something like this.... http://anchorage.craigslist.org/cto/4534024974…


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > danjlove
07/06/2014 at 17:12

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That would be perfect.

Any crazy idea would do. Voltron giving a highfive to the mighty morphin power rangers zord, gandalf and dumbledore having a wizard fight; the possibilities are endless, :).