"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
07/06/2014 at 10:59 • Filed to: None
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"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
07/06/2014 at 10:59 • Filed to: None | 6
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My new big idea for a dating site: friendzone.com. On Friendzone, you can meet beautiful women in your area and listen to them talk about pilates, that one girl at work they don't like, and their boyfriend's parents' beach house! Using Friendzone, you can reassure literally thousands of desirable women about their weight, hairstyle, and makeup, because eventually they're bound to realize that Derek doesn't really appreciate them, and you're the man they've been waiting for all along.
I'm still figuring out how much to charge for a monthly membership, but I think this idea has legs.
Roberto G.
> Jagvar
07/06/2014 at 11:09 |
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Listen to them?? And how?? You're gonna hide bugs in the powder rooms?
PS9
> Jagvar
07/06/2014 at 11:25 |
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Nevermind that, Here's a TRILLION dollar idea that I'm going to give to you for free. Here's how to completely avoid the friendzone, and never be stuck in a relationship you don't find worthy of your time and energy. Are you ready for this?
Step 1: When an offer of friendship has been made to you, refuse in a respectful and amicable way.
Step 2: There are no other steps.
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Jagvar
> PS9
07/06/2014 at 11:26 |
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But then nobody joins my website, and I don't get rich.
PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
> Jagvar
07/06/2014 at 16:39 |
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Dude, I already do this for free in person for people of both sexes!