Oppo I did a thing!

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
07/04/2014 at 13:27 • Filed to: things

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A $300 secret thing that I won't tell anyone. But I'll share it with you all!

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Through the use of subliminal images of the course of the summer. So keep an I out for a random image by me at random times during the summer and you might catch it. Also these pics are pretty sweet huh? :P

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DISCUSSION (70)


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 13:36

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So you bought a busted 924? Lol


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
07/04/2014 at 13:37

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NOPE! And that's actually a 944. :P


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 14:50

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You bought this?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/04/2014 at 14:51

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HELL NAH DOG! YOU BE TRIPPING IF YOU THINK I BOUGHT THIS BUSTED MUTHER! :P


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 14:52

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What did you buy?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/04/2014 at 14:55

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'Tis a secret until it's ready to be showed off. :P


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 15:02

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Fuck you man just tell me!!!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/04/2014 at 15:08

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I may have bought a car...Well actually that should be apparent.


Kinja'd!!! Spoon II > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 16:53

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You tease!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Spoon II
07/04/2014 at 16:57

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I'm such a rascal. :P


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 20:30

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WITF kind!!!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/04/2014 at 20:46

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Now see that's the part I cannot share..But I will give you hints as time goes on, because it might be what you think it is, but it might not be. I'm so evil. I gotta clean, wash, wax and spiffy it up before ze big reveal!


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 22:06

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Is it a Porsche?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/04/2014 at 22:11

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I could, but it might also be a Ford, or a Mercury. :P


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 22:12

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You got a Panther!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/04/2014 at 22:15

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Nah. If I'm getting any planet car, it's a Cougar.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 22:16

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What did you get. Don't make me curse Porsche.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/04/2014 at 22:18

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............You wouldn't dare.

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Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 22:33

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Oh yes I will I curse.....Porsche.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/04/2014 at 22:38

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Don't do it. We can work this out.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 23:36

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Tell me what you bought.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/04/2014 at 23:43

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Well. I bought a red, two-door coupe. With a manual trans. Is that enough?


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 23:44

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Gaurds red?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/04/2014 at 23:45

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No but it is a fairly bright red.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 23:46

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Is it a Miata?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/04/2014 at 23:48

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No, but I can take the top off..This is fun. :P


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 23:49

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Is it a Stang?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/04/2014 at 23:51

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Well it does have a 4cylinder engine. I might have bought an SVO I posted awhile back.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 23:52

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A Taurus??????????


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/04/2014 at 23:53

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Reiteration, Two doors. :P


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/04/2014 at 23:59

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Capri?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 00:05

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Good guess.

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I never even considered looking for a Capri. Muahaha!


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 00:07

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cougar.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 00:12

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There's a very slim chance. If I narrow it down to 6 cars for you?


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 00:14

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Anyway your buying a Ford. YOU ARE NO LONGER A PORSCHE TAMER YOU ARE FORD TAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CURSE FORD!!!!!!!!!!! AND PORSCHE BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 00:16

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Am I buying a Ford?


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 00:17

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 00:20

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Howabout I just list your options? :P


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 00:21

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I have lost interest. I no longer care. but good for you man.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 00:22

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You're killing me. :(

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Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 00:24

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Sorry. Is that what you got?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 00:27

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Between you and me, *get's closer and whispers* I may have had a genius moment and killed two birds with one stone via negotiations to do this; mind you, it's not in my possession(driveway) just yet. Ze PorscheTamer side of me refused to let me walk away from it.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 00:28

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WTF? good bye.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 00:30

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Ugg! I PUT $300 DOWN ON IT SO NO ONE WOULD GET IT! AND TALKED THE PRICE DOWN FROM WHAT IT ORIGINALLY WAS!

Two birds, one stone.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 00:32

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Ok I still don't know what you got.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 00:33

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YOU'RE KILLING ME! If this doesn't do it...

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Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 11:08

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You bought a 944.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 11:09

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Yeah. I couldn't help myself. Worked out a spectacular deal with the owner.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 11:12

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Good for you man. Are you happy now?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 11:15

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Yeah, I am. I mean yeah I went into a bad mood after asking Oppo what to do, but then I figured "what the hell, I've got nothing to lose" and went for it. Also, I asked a 944 forum their oppinions on the car and they and the owner said I could drive it for a couple years and then sell it down the road(never gonna happen) for more than I bought it and make some profit. There's simply no way of losing with this car.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 11:18

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Is it better than the ST?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 11:22

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Depends on certain aspects:

Handling: 944 hands down

Acceleration: ST with Stage 1 93 Octane tune, instant win.

Power: ST

Creature Comforts: Eh. I don't need much more than a radio and AC/Heat so both are fairly equal.

Cool Factor: 944 forever.

Fun Factor: Depends on the road. Straight line for the ST, and Twisties and bends for both cars, but the 944 does it better.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 11:26

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I would rather have the Focus and put the stage 3 on it.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 11:34

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SOO MUCH TORQUE STEER!! (-_-)


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 12:22

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That is a good thing.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 12:38

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300+ WHP in a FWD car. HOONING TO ZE EXTREME MAX.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 12:52

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That isn't enough. It needs 400+WHP.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 13:31

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400 is a boring number. 525 WHP!


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 20:48

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693 WHP is better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 20:53

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777 WHP, WUT NOW!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 20:56

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INFINITY WHP and 1 ft lbs of touque.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 21:06

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DAFUQ IS DAT GUNNA DO?!?!?!?


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/05/2014 at 21:07

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Make sweet rev noises.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/05/2014 at 21:10

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Mmmmmm rev noises. :P


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/09/2014 at 08:00

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You think I wouldn't find this??


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro
07/09/2014 at 08:49

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Dat ain't da car bruh.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/09/2014 at 09:57

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Lies.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro
07/09/2014 at 11:09

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NO. I mean dat ain't the car in dat picture bruh.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/09/2014 at 12:25

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Instead of using money to fix the Focus, use our to buy the rest of the car, then drive.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro
07/09/2014 at 12:30

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a GENIUS!!