How to talk about cars with your rich friends

"dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
07/03/2014 at 21:19 • Filed to: None

If a rich friend of yours gets a Porsche Cayenne, and a discussion starts talking about how to pronounce Porsche, chime in with "I pronounce it tour-egg"

To compliment someone's new Maserati Ghibli, comment "nice Charger" or "that thing got a hemi?" or "I got to ride in a Maserati once, when I got arrested"

Of course, R8, Gallardo, and Huracan owners have a catch-22. To someone in an R8, say, "hahaha couldn't afford a Gallardo/Huracan?" or possibly "it's a Lambo dude". And if they did opt to replace the olympic rings with the mighty cow, say, "wow what an expensive haircut" (to chop off the R8's sideburns) or "wow that Lambo really is full of bull, charging extra for an R8" and of course the classic "nice Audi"

DISCUSSION (11)

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > dogisbadob
07/03/2014 at 21:24

Or when your friend gets an LFA - nice Celica!

Although honest to God, I adore the LFA.

This also reminds of my friend, who has rich connections. How rich? Well one of her friends's father just bought a DB5.

//grumblegrumble

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > dogisbadob
07/03/2014 at 21:25

Ummm...okay.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > dogisbadob
07/03/2014 at 21:33

I would be nice to my rich friends. IF I HAD ANY FRIENDS

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > dogisbadob
07/03/2014 at 21:38

If a rich friend of yours gets a Porsche Cayenne, and a discussion starts talking about how to pronounce Porsche, chime in with "I pronounce it tour-egg"

Loved this!

heliochrome85 > dogisbadob
07/03/2014 at 21:46

haters be hatin'

scoob > dogisbadob
07/03/2014 at 21:47

If any of my friends were rich, one of the things they would say would be: "What do you mean Lamborghini is owned by Audi? They're owned by Ferrari!"

Tomas Hancar > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/04/2014 at 04:04

Tomas Hancar > heliochrome85
07/04/2014 at 04:05

It's not haters hatin'. It's kidding. Making fun. I admire so many cars, cheap and expensive, yet I love to make fun of them, too...

javed k. > dogisbadob
07/04/2014 at 14:10

Your buddies Escalade - "Hey man nice Tahoe"

I Do It For Miatas, NC Owner > dogisbadob
07/04/2014 at 19:48

The Ghibli is based on the Charger? So the Ghibli is basically an E Class?

dogisbadob > I Do It For Miatas, NC Owner
07/04/2014 at 20:11

Yup.