Stuff You Don't Need To Overhear

"PS9" (PS9)
07/03/2014 at 14:19 • Filed to: None

Your superior at work (whom you have a crush on) talking to another coworker about how taking it 'in the butt' is awesome.

DISCUSSION (72)

mr_gofast > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:20

where do you work? a strip club?

Nibbles > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:20

This can go nowhere but up

(the butt olololzzz)

ttyymmnn > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:20

"Hi, boss. Hey, I couldn't help but overhear you conversation earlier...."

I think I read this story in Penthouse Forum once.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:21

Well, now might just be the opportune time to strike and share your pound of gold and flesh.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:21

Also, I think we need a sfw photo of said superior. (So long as it is a woman)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > mr_gofast
07/03/2014 at 14:22

He works from home and made 90000kr last week by just sitting at his computer.

Click here to find out how.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:24

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:25

Livin' the dream. Sounds like a real conversation starter.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:25

One of these applies to this, take your pick:

Kinja'd!!!

Mattbob > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:25

thats rough. Something like that is what you would like to find out after a move has been made. Now that's all you will think about when talking to your supervisor. Good luck not constantly thinking about dat ass.

PS9 > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
07/03/2014 at 14:25

Nawwww can't do that (it's a woman lol) That would super-not smart, and kinda creepy.

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/03/2014 at 14:26

YOU BASTARD

mr_gofast > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
07/03/2014 at 14:26

not sure if its gold or not..but it prolly is a pound at least :O

mr_gofast > ttyymmnn
07/03/2014 at 14:26

how would you bring up that topic without beiing a creep? yea boss i was just wondering.....whats your take on zee butthole??

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:26

SR20

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/03/2014 at 14:28

There are all great.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro
07/03/2014 at 14:28

I'm waiting for yours. :P

quarterlifecrisis > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:29

Things you need to do - not have a crush on your superior at work.

Signed, Oppo's friendly HR guy.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/03/2014 at 14:29

I hadn't heard that it quite a while.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/03/2014 at 14:30

Awesome pictorial of internal monologue

ttyymmnn > mr_gofast
07/03/2014 at 14:30

You just have to be forward about it. "Hey boss. Do you like anal?" Nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/03/2014 at 14:30

I'm on mobile and am lazy.

ttyymmnn > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/03/2014 at 14:30

That's what she said.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:31

But..but..tell her it for freedom and independence and you want to share your awesome free and independent American life with a Marine who preserved that life. Good lord, i am shameless sometimes.

mr_gofast > ttyymmnn
07/03/2014 at 14:31

gained?? you gain either a slap across the face, a shot to the jaw or a termination on the spot - or all of the above.

PS9 > Mattbob
07/03/2014 at 14:31

That was already a problem since she's a health nut and basically improves non-trivially every week. Plus hersupervisors lean on her to scrub the place clean during inspection season, time she spends mostly in skin tight pants...bent over various things...

...I...I'm going to need to find another job soon, aren't I? Aww man...

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > mr_gofast
07/03/2014 at 14:32

You are wrong, when it comes to sharing your gentlemanly bits, they are golden and quite heavy. This is our burden as men.

Jagvar > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:33

She's talking about her kidney medication. It's a suppository.

Wacko > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
07/03/2014 at 14:33

I like this one better

PS9 > quarterlifecrisis
07/03/2014 at 14:34

My brain knows that, but...other parts have a mind of their own and won't listen to reason.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Wacko
07/03/2014 at 14:35

I debated between the two of them but went with the original.

ttyymmnn > mr_gofast
07/03/2014 at 14:36

And if you think I'm serious, I've got an oceanfront timeshare in Afghanistan I'd like to tell you about.

PS9 > Jagvar
07/03/2014 at 14:36

Ohhh I wish. That way everything would be at least 90% less awkward than it will be now...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro
07/03/2014 at 14:37

You lazy fu.....Don't make me go get Kremer!

Mattbob > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:38

Oh man, that's rough. I was going to try to tell you what to do like people on the internet are wont to do, but man..... I just wish you good luck, I hope everything works out well for you.

Tripper > mr_gofast
07/03/2014 at 14:38

Or some casual anal with your hot superior?

mr_gofast > ttyymmnn
07/03/2014 at 14:39

really??? my nigerian patron would love to buy it!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > ttyymmnn
07/03/2014 at 14:39

Dafuq you say.....?

Kinja'd!!!

RacecaR > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:39

I have a slight crush on a person who is kind of my supervisor. She works for the company I am contracted to, and owns the contract, but I do not really report to her, I just do a lot of work for her.

She is a smoking hot. All I know is if I were to hear her say something like that, I would probably faint.

Good luck to you!

Textured Soy Protein > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:40

Time to start inviting her out to happy hour.

Kinja'd!!!

PS9 > RacecaR
07/03/2014 at 14:41

I basically exploded. Yep, that's the appropriate word. It was awesome/painful. Painaweful? Yeah. That.

mr_gofast > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/03/2014 at 14:41

Kinja'd!!!

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/03/2014 at 14:41

I'll help you out here

Mattbob > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:43

just because

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/03/2014 at 14:45

Kinja'd!!!

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/03/2014 at 14:46

Kinja'd!!!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/03/2014 at 14:47

Perfect.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
07/03/2014 at 14:51

Kinja'd!!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro
07/03/2014 at 14:53

Hell yeah! Don't make me get Special K!

Kinja'd!!!

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > mr_gofast
07/03/2014 at 14:54

OR, or a trip down the dirt road

KnowsAboutCars > mr_gofast
07/03/2014 at 14:54

"The work sure is anal today''

"I've got butt load of work to do today"

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/03/2014 at 14:55

DAT EVERYTHING

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro
07/03/2014 at 14:56

HE WILL EFFFF YOU UP!!

RacecaR > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:56

Hell I get weak knee'ed and butterflies in my stomach when she comes in looking exceptionally good. And mind you, I am a grown ass married man!

One time we were talking about something, and got onto the subject of "having a little something on the side". She is also married. She looked me dead in the eye and said "What you don't think I could get something on the side, like a little boyfriend?" After I picked my jaw up off the floor I said "oh no, you could EASILY get pretty much whoever you wanted." She laughed.

mr_gofast > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:56

so youre a medical guy? orderly ish?

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > PS9
07/03/2014 at 14:59

Just play it cool

PS9 > mr_gofast
07/03/2014 at 15:01

Nah, not in medicine. It's a warehouse type deal where the boss's boss's boss's boss owns the business but is in contract with an even bigger boss who want to make sure shit's clean enough to eat off of when they visit once a year and then go back to playing golf/collecting ferraris/whatever old rich people do.