Oppo Vision Test: Midsize Sedans *Update!

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 07/01/2014 at 19:57 • Filed to: game

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Below are 8 mid-sized sedan profiles. First person to correctly guess every make and model wins a shooped car. So which one is which? Now with answers because y'all suck at this game.

1. Passat CC 2. Fusion 3. new Sonata 4. Altima 5. Accord 6. Malibu 7. Camry 8. new 200

mcseanerson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 20:00

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If we mix them around could you figure this out without referring to any other material?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > mcseanerson 07/01/2014 at 20:01

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I drew them, yet if you did that, I could only name 2.

Vi517, JDX Racing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 20:03

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Volkswagen Jetta

*complete bs guess

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Vi517, JDX Racing 07/01/2014 at 20:04

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Jetta's are compacts...

mcseanerson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 20:06

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Regular cars are so boring now. My wife has considered the new beetle, mini coopers, and the Nissan Juke because they are some of the only cars anyone can tell apart. To give you an idea an idea of how much of a stretch that is she considers her Grand Cherokee the smallest "car" she wants to own. Doesn't like the new Grand Cherokee though, says it feels too soft and not rugged enough.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > mcseanerson 07/01/2014 at 20:08

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Wrangler 4 d00r's are large and hard...

mcseanerson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 20:12

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We've actually been thinking about wranglers and never liked them when they were smaller with soft tops.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 20:12

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Pretty sure they're all lambos, bro.

Vi517, JDX Racing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 20:14

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Dang

Volkswagen Passat?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > mcseanerson 07/01/2014 at 20:15

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Look at old school 50s and 60s sedans. They all looked similar back then too. Probably even more so than today. And the new sedans share the same basic aerodynamic outline since they use a "face" to differentiate themselves. 80s chryslers are ALL k-cars to me. They ALL look the fucking same. And they also look like 80s cadillacs which look like 80s buicks and let's not forget the 80s fords looking like everything else in the 80s with black eyes until the taurus came out.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/01/2014 at 20:15

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To the contrary, none are Lambos, dude.

Firewrx234 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 20:19

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Miata is always the answer

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Firewrx234 07/01/2014 at 20:22

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Not in this case/

mcseanerson > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/01/2014 at 20:23

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80s I'll give you definitely but 60s I'm not sure since all I can remember are muscle cars, pony cars, and sports cars

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 20:25

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Nah. Definitely lambos.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 21:00

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PLOT TWIST: they are all the same

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jvirgs drives a Subaru 07/01/2014 at 21:07

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They're not!

Textured Soy Protein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 21:10

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Ok, I'm going to take a stab at it...

1. Hyundai Sonata

2. Ford Fusion

3. Chevy Malibu

4. Nissan Altima

5. Mazda 6

6. Honda Accord

7. Toyota Camry

8. Chrysler 200

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Textured Soy Protein 07/01/2014 at 21:12

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You got a few.

Textured Soy Protein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 21:13

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Care to tell me how many?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Textured Soy Protein 07/01/2014 at 21:14

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The answers are posted. You got 2, 4, 7 & 8

Vicente Esteve > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 21:15

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THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS DESIGN

Textured Soy Protein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 21:21

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CC? Come on now that's cheating!

Firewrx234 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 21:21

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1. Fusion

2. Sonata

3. Altima

4. Optima

5. Accord

6. Malibu

7. Camry

8. 200

Somewhat unintelligible guessing...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Firewrx234 07/01/2014 at 21:22

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Even with the answers posted, you only got the last 4.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Textured Soy Protein 07/01/2014 at 21:24

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No it's not, it was the first mid-sized sedan to copy the CLS.

Then everyone jumped on board.

Textured Soy Protein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 21:30

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I figure the Passat is VW's actual midsize sedan and the CC is the coupe-but-not-really variation upon it.

But hey, whatever.

Firewrx234 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2014 at 21:35

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I didn't see any of the answers, this was just me guessing.