"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
07/01/2014 at 18:58 • Filed to: None
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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
07/01/2014 at 18:58 • Filed to: None | 4
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I learned that all 6'3" and 300 lbs of me can fit comfortably (if snugly) in a miata. At least an NB with the top down. I also learned that bro-dozers attract the kind of buyers i wouldn't want to hang out with.
"Guh, bro, can you, like, put tribal patterns down the sides of the seats?"
Sure, man.
*my boss, who went to South Carolina, walks in and sees duder's backwards COCKS hat*
"Hey man, you go to USC?"
Brotruck replied with, "uh... what?"
"South Carolina. Down in Cola."
Bro said, "Nah, bro. Just a fan."
"So you like the cocks?"
Bro: "uh yeah. Awesome team last year."
"So you love the cocks... nothin' wrong with that." And then the boss went into his office.
