"Jcarr" (jcarr)
07/01/2014 at 12:30 • Filed to: Weird | 2 | 6 |
Back when my friends and I were in high school and had just gotten our licenses 4-5 of us would pile into someone's car and drive around town with halloween masks on. I don't know who came up with it or why, but we called it "cock-driving".
Our favorite move was to pull up next to a car at a red light, have someone count down from 5, and then all slowly turn our heads at the same time to look at the person(s) in the car next to us.
Good times.
Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> Jcarr
07/01/2014 at 12:35 | 0 |
That sound amazing, and I now have a great many ideas.
Jagvar
> Jcarr
07/01/2014 at 12:39 | 1 |
That Chinese Ferrari sex orgy was certainly weird. Too bad about the death crash, though.
Textured Soy Protein
> Jcarr
07/01/2014 at 12:40 | 1 |
When I was in high school, one of my friends somehow managed to get his box on a big box of some porno magazine. So we decided to be porno delivery guys in the next subdivision over from where I lived. We drove around and threw the magazines onto people's driveways. Hopefully the next morning's usual picking up of the newspaper was more...interesting.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> Jcarr
07/01/2014 at 13:10 | 0 |
yamahog
> Jcarr
07/01/2014 at 13:18 | 0 |
Padiddle...
Whenever you passed a car with one headlight out, the last person to smack the headliner and yell "PADIDDLE" had to take off an article of clothing.
Best played in areas of poor vehicular maintenance like ours.
Alfalfa
> Jcarr
07/01/2014 at 13:20 | 0 |
Not something I did, but was done in the car while I was driving.
I was grocery shopping with my 8-months-pregnant wife, and she decided that she just had to have a watermelon. I had no objections, and obliged the watermelon idea. That was apparently all she wanted in the whole world at that moment, so badly that she could not wait the five minute drive home to eat it. She held the watermelon on her lap for a few minutes like a puppy, then asked for the multi tool I carry. She took the blade (about 1 inch long, mind you), cut a little square hole in the top, and then proceeded to tip the watermelon and drink the juice out of the hole as we were driving down the road. I was laughing hysterically the entire time, and she could not seem to fathom why I thought it was so funny. Now that pregnancy brain is long gone, she realizes how strange the whole thing was, and likes to pretend that it never happened. I of course, won't let her.