Formula Oppo: The East India Trading Co. Grand Prix of Britannia

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 07/04/2014 at 10:43 • Filed to: fo

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Oy, cunts! Welcome to the bloody machine 9f round of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , ya wankers. 'is week of racin' promises to be a right cracka of a gp, if ya know what I mean, (wink wink, nudge nudge) 'ome on in an enjoy the show, Govna!

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! a princess won a race again, a Brit got second and a Fin 'inished in fird. We also got ta see !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Wif, the Red Bulls leadin' to a disappointment and the Fezza's mid pack not a lot of people got the results right.

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Wif Silverstone being the oldest race in F1, 'ere is a lot of history all over the bloody place. Wif Silverstone being the only British race, the British teams and drivers are under pressure, pressure pushing down on me, pressing down on you, no man ask for.
Under pressure that burns a building down, splits a family in two and puts people on streets. This week, will the Mercs be sayin, don't stop me now? Can Williams, perform like they did last week? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Will another Red Bull bite the dust? Will Pastor Maldonado be a stone cold crazy killer? Will Kimi be chasing those fat bottomed girls? It's a hard life now I'm here, you don't fool me. I want it all, these are the days of or lives, Flash.

The cunts in this race are:

Sebastian Vettel- Red Bull

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Chilton- Marussia

Jules Bianchi- Marussia

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Kimi Räikkönen- Ferrari

Fernando Alonso- Ferrari

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Marcus Ericsson- Caterham

Kamui Kobayashi- Caterham

Sergio Perez- Force India

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Kevin Magnussen- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Esteban Gutierrez- Sauber

Adrian Sutil- Sauber

Jean-Eric Vergne- Toro Rosso

Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso

My fish'n chips are on these results:

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Fernando Alonso

Q. Hamilton

Curse: No curse of Princes Diana (Yes I went there, wot u gonna do bout it, mate?)

You have 'till Q1 (Saturday the fif at 8 am) before you make your picks or I'll box ur ears, I swear on me mum!

Tell Ah!

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/28/2014 at 17:20

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u wot m8?

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Massa

Q. Rosberg

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/28/2014 at 17:37

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watch the Williams floodgate open...

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Valtteri Bottas

Q. Lewis Hamilton

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 06/28/2014 at 17:40

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I'm hoping Williams wins it.

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/28/2014 at 17:48

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1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Q. Rosberg

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/28/2014 at 18:18

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/28/2014 at 18:25

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1. Ham

2. Ros

3. Ric

Q. Ham

I hope Williams kicks ass again. It's weekly a hard decision if it's Ham and then Ros or Ros then Ham.

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/28/2014 at 22:26

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1. Bottas

2. Alonso

3. Massa

Q. Hamilton

I'm thinking this is when Hamilton and Rosberg have a collision. It's bound to happen sooner or later.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Agrajag 06/28/2014 at 22:28

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Is that a curse or not?

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/28/2014 at 22:29

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No, just a premonition. I was just trying to clarify my lack of Hamilton, Rosberg 1-2.

Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/29/2014 at 11:31

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I will have to say:

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Merc should be strong here and Hammy is quicker than pretty pretty princess at a familiar circuit I would think. Its all down to small mistakes with them. I think RBR will probably bounce back since they have tons of data for this place. But its F1, anything can happen, suspension failure, Maldonado... At least we can be sure there won't be cooling issues in the UK.

Haimatox > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/29/2014 at 11:57

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Riccairdo

Q. Hamilton

kinjasignedmeout > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/29/2014 at 13:43

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1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Alonso

Q. Rosberg

Curse: JEV

philipilihp > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/29/2014 at 14:54

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1. Ham

2. Ross

3. Fernando Alonso

Q. Ham...

Jonathon Klein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/30/2014 at 07:54

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1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Bottas

Q. Hamilton

ncasolowork2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/30/2014 at 08:32

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Don't you mean the Nissan Japanese GT?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ncasolowork2 06/30/2014 at 08:33

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Nope.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/30/2014 at 22:47

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what everyone else said.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 06/30/2014 at 22:51

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Hamilton

Rosberg

Ricciardo

Hamilton?

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/30/2014 at 22:52

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Yep, that's always the order of things, more or less, lol

Trunk Impaired 318 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2014 at 08:54

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2014 at 09:10

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Williams was strong because the corners in Austria mostly were small radius corners. So my guess is that they will be overtaken by some other teams again.

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Q: Hamilton

Diesel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2014 at 09:40

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

DNF Pastor

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2014 at 12:35

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'ear ya go ol' chap

Q. Hamy

1. Hamy

2. Rosy

3. Massa

Moxy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/03/2014 at 15:56

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

gforce944 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/04/2014 at 11:01

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Q HAM

1 - HAM

2 - HAM

3 - HAM

Because Lewie will bloody doninate in Mother England.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > gforce944 07/04/2014 at 11:18

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But for real, though, what are your actual picks?

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/04/2014 at 11:41

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1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

vorspringing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/04/2014 at 11:54

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'ere we go:

1. Rosberg

2. Alonso

3. Ricciardo

Q. Rosberg

Down the bog: Hamilton - there's summat wrong wi't car.

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/04/2014 at 12:50

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Alonso

Q. Hamilton

gforce944 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/04/2014 at 17:05

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ok

Q - HAM

1 - HAM

2 - RIC

3 - ROS

hike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/04/2014 at 22:41

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Q. Hamilton

As long as his car holds up, I don't see how Hamilton can lose. After the tire incident last year and retiring from the last race, he'll have more motivation than ever to win this race.

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/04/2014 at 23:22

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1. Lewis "ham sandwich" Hamilton
2. Nico Roseberg
3. Riccardo = also known as crests New spokesperson.

Quali - lewis hamilton

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/04/2014 at 23:29

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Riccardo

Q. Hamilton

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/05/2014 at 00:11

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1 HAM

2 ROS

3 RIC

Q HAM

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/05/2014 at 00:12

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No curse.

gforce944 > gforce944 07/07/2014 at 00:39

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well, I boned qualiifying, but got P1 and the other podium driver right!