I can't tell if drug dealing or pizza delivery is better

"D" (danjee)
06/27/2014 at 01:40 • Filed to: None

I made $79.70 in tips and gas comp in a five hour shift.

DISCUSSION (19)

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > D
06/27/2014 at 01:47

Awesome!

When I was in high school and worked at a garage, there was a local pizza delivery place that had its own trucks with insulated / heated pizza storage. Meaning, they could take orders and then fill the rest of the truck with extra pizzas and fill standard orders while they were out.

If they had pizzas left over and time between calls, they'd stop by the garage and offer instant pizza.

Those guys made fat stacks. :-)

GeorgeyBoy > D
06/27/2014 at 02:02

How about a mix of the both?

That's pretty good money though. I used to do landscaping as a summer job and I averaged $15 an hour. Most jobs more when tips were given. It was great, people fed you, you were done early in the day, no weekends, probably the best job I ever had.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
06/27/2014 at 02:04

There's a local place near me that does something similar. You can call them up and tell them where to park a truck and how many people there are to serve and they'll bring some hot subs and some 1-topping pizzas for the guys to buy. When they send a truck out to do a delivery they'll park in a parking lot afterwards for about 15 minutes and make bank.

Big Bubba Ray > D
06/27/2014 at 02:09

Drug dealing can be quite lucrative, don't ask me how I know, but that's an amazing amount of money in an hour.

M54B30 > D
06/27/2014 at 02:16

No kidding, $80? Wow, that's more than I would've thought

D > GeorgeyBoy
06/27/2014 at 02:30

f'sho, I knew a guy in high school who was not only in landscaping but actually worked for himself. He made actual serious money from that job.

D > Big Bubba Ray
06/27/2014 at 02:33

five hours

D > M54B30
06/27/2014 at 02:36

Yeah man, executed about a dozen deliveries. I think the amount is unusually high though because one guy gave me $40 for a $22 pizza. He was in a hotel and barely opened the door, I like to think he just robbed a bank

Big Bubba Ray > D
06/27/2014 at 02:51

Still nearly $16/hr. Obamanotbad.jpg

D > Big Bubba Ray
06/27/2014 at 03:00

plus you forgot to toss in my actual wage! make it $24/hr

Big Bubba Ray > D
06/27/2014 at 03:02

You're killing it! Word of advice: SAVE YOUR MONEY.

D > Big Bubba Ray
06/27/2014 at 04:02

Yeah, my parents have made a good miser out of me.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > D
06/27/2014 at 05:05

Where the hell do you work? A friend of mine delivers and sometimes he won't see that much in 3-4 shifts. Some people just don't tip (which is bullshit, IMHO).