lol, Porsche you crazy.

Kinja'd!!! "macanamera" (macanamera)
06/26/2014 at 10:22 • Filed to: None

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Who can make a more ridiculously priced Porsche on their configurator? 918 is off-limits.


DISCUSSION (43)


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:24

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I made a $280K Panamera two nights ago.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:24

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I leaned yesterday that a Macan turbo is about the same price as a Cayman GTS, and for about $10k more you can get a Cayenne GTS.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
06/26/2014 at 10:26

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lol


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 10:27

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This Macan has personalized door sills. How much you ask? 10,000 dollars.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:28

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Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:29

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$224K 911 Turbo S Cabrio.

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Kinja'd!!! macanamera > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
06/26/2014 at 10:30

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Only 30K in options? I can definitely beat that. That Macan has a cool 60K in options, and its not even a 911. I'll bet you didn't even select "AC vent slats in leather".


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:31

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One night I was really bored and went through at least 10 manufacturers looking for the most expensive cars. The trick with Ford is picking the F-450.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:32

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For $50k, one of those options better be 'car ressurects itself after being totalled in a crash'...


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:32

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Porsche, you have given us so much entertainment.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:34

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Solid deal.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
06/26/2014 at 10:37

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Here ya go. $280K Panamera Turbo S Executive.

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Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:39

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I did. The problem is that most of the stuff that commands options are optional electronic equipment, which the 911 Turbo S Cabrio already has equipped.

Also, the interior is smaller, so all the little interior foibles cost a bit less.

And I did select AC Vent Slats in leather. Just for the record.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
06/26/2014 at 10:42

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I literally can't even.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:43

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BASE 200!!!!!! WTF


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 10:43

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I'll say, I specified Mythril.


Kinja'd!!! kinjasignedmeout > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:44

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209k 911 Carrera S. $11,000 over double the price from 109k in options


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:45

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If your want it illuminated it'll cost you another 15,000 dollars.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
06/26/2014 at 10:45

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My $280k Panamera needs wackier colors.

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Kinja'd!!! macanamera > kinjasignedmeout
06/26/2014 at 10:47

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hnnggg 109k in options!


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/26/2014 at 10:47

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Technically it's metallic color to sample for $10,000 or so.


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
06/26/2014 at 10:48

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That's it. That awful color and the stupid looking wheels.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 10:48

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Mythril already glows in the light of the moon.


Kinja'd!!! 6cyl > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:48

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Base model boxter: $51,400

After options: $128,940

Price increase: 2.5 x base price


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
06/26/2014 at 10:49

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You can add another 20 grand to that.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
06/26/2014 at 10:49

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$250K Panamera Turbo S Executive?

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:49

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On a full moon, the Macan then turns into a 917 and races everything in sight.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:50

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Kinja...


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
06/26/2014 at 10:51

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Well, it technically is "Exterior Paint to Sample Metallic", so I guess the joke is the Porsche guys must have sampled something out of the lavatory.


Kinja'd!!! blackchair > kinjasignedmeout
06/26/2014 at 10:51

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Another car or all the options? Hard choice.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:52

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Fist bump


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 10:53

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Then it consumes your soul.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:53

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Well, Porsche could just give you another car for that kind of money. And what screams rich more than $109K in options?

$109K of *another* car.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
06/26/2014 at 10:53

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Peasants will be peasants.


Kinja'd!!! kinjasignedmeout > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
06/26/2014 at 10:54

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Car in dark red and then a blue roof, that would look wonderful


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:54

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I'm okay with that.


Kinja'd!!! daender > kinjasignedmeout
06/26/2014 at 10:55

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You could buy two Spec Miatas, a large trailer, a diesel hauler, supplies for a whole year of racing, and still have enough to buy a used Porsche 944!


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > macanamera
06/26/2014 at 10:56

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I was messing around the other day, got a boxter over $140k.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > kinjasignedmeout
06/26/2014 at 10:56

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I was going for gaudy. Let me see how that actually looks...

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Not bad actually.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
06/26/2014 at 14:29

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dafuq?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > kinjasignedmeout
06/26/2014 at 14:31

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...the base car is worth less than it's options? but...


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/26/2014 at 14:34

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So does it come with a blowjob machine? You know what...no. Not even then.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PS9
06/26/2014 at 16:46

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I'm sure if you asked Porsche nicely.