A good friend of mine sent me this:

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06/23/2014 at 21:09 • Filed to: None

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Apparently, people I used to know from the volvo community are pretending they're a still in high school because I got rid of my Volvo.

I ain't even mad though, have a pic of my "Sporty deathtrap"

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*I never once said that the cube was sporty, just has less body roll than my XC70 did, which is true.

Kinda hilarious how mad people get over nothing that concerns them at all.


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Frosted
06/23/2014 at 21:10

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I'd rather the cube, honestly.

*hands over Jalop card*


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/23/2014 at 21:13

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, if Volvo had a cheap, utilitarian, fuel efficient car aimed at the youth market, I would've considered it. But they don't and for my price range, the Cube is great.

Granted this thing is sooooo much easier to drive, especially around town, that I wouldn't want to go back.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Frosted
06/23/2014 at 21:13

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Jesus Christ, are these Volvo fanbois really that salty cause you got a different car??

A bunch of children, if you ask me.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/23/2014 at 21:15

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I would love a cube if nissan would build one with the engine and gearbox from the juke nismo.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Frosted
06/23/2014 at 21:16

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If you're going to drive a Nissan Pube, you have to really own it. You can't just drive one like a normal car. You have to let every other motherfucker on the road know you have a boxy ass little car with a man-mat on the dashboard, and you won't take any shit because of it. Better yet, paint it with a Martini livery and take it rallycrossing every weekend.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Frosted
06/23/2014 at 21:17

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Un friend them.


Kinja'd!!! xxxxxx > Frosted
06/23/2014 at 21:18

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Why bother concealing their names?

*shrugs*


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/23/2014 at 21:18

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I did, and left any/all volvo groups long ago. That's why I say my friend sent me this (he's an old college roommate and owns a volvo/lurks on those sites). Which makes it even funnier.


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > CRider
06/23/2014 at 21:20

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Oh I fully plan to modify the cube and attempt to autocross it a bit.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Frosted
06/23/2014 at 21:20

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lol I learned long ago to stay away from automotive forums **looks at camera** but I did laugh at it being called a "pube". Sorry. Ah well haha.


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > xxxxxx
06/23/2014 at 21:20

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Good question. Probably shouldn't have bothered.


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > Your boy, BJR
06/23/2014 at 21:23

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That was the big joke when it came out in 09. Still makes me giggle once in a while. There are some automotive forums that are alright. The Cube forums have been pretty humble with people who accept the cube for what it is and just have fun with it, for instance.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Frosted
06/23/2014 at 21:29

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Reason #93240 to stay away from cars that have cult-like followings.


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/23/2014 at 21:34

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Wouldn't have thunk Volvo would have a cult like following.


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > Big Bubba Ray
06/23/2014 at 21:36

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Apparently. I've been in brand-specific groups before and none of them acted this way about anything, much less deciding that said make wasn't offering what you needed anymore.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Frosted
06/23/2014 at 21:38

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I've always seen Volvo as this brand that had a weird following like that. They think there's nothing better out there and move to insults if someone chooses something else.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Frosted
06/23/2014 at 21:46

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I'd expect behavior like this from a Honda river crowd or something. Never from Volvo.

Well fuck em. It's your car. Your money.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/23/2014 at 22:17

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well we already know your taste in cars so this doesn't really come as a shock to anyone, don't worry


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Frosted
06/23/2014 at 22:19

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Volvo isn't about "cheap utilitarian" which is why they don't have one....

I kind of find it funny a bunch of volvo guys are giving you crap though, and over an XC70? Its not like you traded in a sonicama V70R M66 for this. Jeez....


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Frosted
06/23/2014 at 22:19

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Volvo sure as hell doesn't have a mainstream following like ford or chevy!


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Frosted
06/23/2014 at 22:20

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Seems like that one guy justin has a hard on for you and your cube


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > offroadkarter
06/23/2014 at 22:29

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I know that, it's why I don't have a Volvo anymore. I needed a cheaper car that was semi basic and that's what I got but with a few bells and whistles. Hell the XC70 is as close as Volvo really got to being utilitarian.

If I had a manual V70R, I probably wouldn't have any complaints and would've kept it. But the XC70 is just nothing special.


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > offroadkarter
06/23/2014 at 22:31

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Yup, small cars with small engines are my personal favorites. I'd drop the cube should kei cars ever reach our shores for legal road use (they won't though :((( )


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > offroadkarter
06/23/2014 at 23:00

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That really cut me, karter. Right in my hipster heart.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/23/2014 at 23:03

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Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Frosted
06/23/2014 at 23:13

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In 25 years they'll hit our shores


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > offroadkarter
06/23/2014 at 23:20

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I really hope we'll be allowed to import them. I need this in my life:

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/24/2014 at 08:45

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There is nothing wrong with the cube. Just because it is not a low slung sports car doesn't make it anti-jalop.