*vomits excessively*

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 06/17/2014 at 02:08 • Filed to: None

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 V8 Rustler > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/17/2014 at 02:10

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dat ground clearance

CRider > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/17/2014 at 02:11

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Well if you're going to do it, you may as well go all the way

Textured Soy Protein > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/17/2014 at 02:24

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Bird > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/17/2014 at 02:39

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Looks better than stock...

I love the fact it's from NC. I'll have to tell my friends back home to keep an eye out for it.

Honestly I kind of like it...from a design perspective the large wheels compliment the radii of the cars various curves amazingly well...

big eagle > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/17/2014 at 02:41

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i love it. It is absolutely absurd and over the top in the best way. I think that people who hate on donks misunderstand them. They are about fun. Cruising around the city and being seen and the center of attention.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Bird 06/17/2014 at 02:49

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It's...uncomfortable to agree with this. Those wheels are oddly suitable to that...uh...thing.

Bird > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny 06/17/2014 at 03:32

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I think the key is how well executed it is. Those fenders are cut to match the wheels...and someone took great care to make it perfect, and look factory.

That, and it's completely ridiculous. I've said it before...I love the oddballs. I mean, I do drive a cream/maroon two tone four door Bronco with a red velour interior...

Rainbow > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/17/2014 at 04:15

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Looks like its turning radius is trumped only by the radius of the wheels.

McMike > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/17/2014 at 07:43

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Seafoam is not the only color this beast has seen.

Looks like some real money has gone in to each respray (and top color)

Started off white

Then was a gold-ish color

Now (as far as we know) it's the teal-ish seafoam.

McMike > Bird 06/17/2014 at 07:47

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Aside from a lift and A/T tires, this is the only suitable mod for this thing.

It's already cartoonish, so why not follow through.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/17/2014 at 10:44

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10/10 would autocross and die

anothermiatafanboy > McMike 06/17/2014 at 13:09

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Well IMO the main reason anyone drives a stock one of these anyway is for attention (and they sure get it!), so these mods have made it more functional. The wheels make it even better at what it was designed to do, so to speak.

Spencer Williams > McMike 06/17/2014 at 17:31

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It's getting repainted right now, future color unknown. And it has new wheels.
This car is pretty famous, I'm glad to see someone on here already knows about it.

Corovius > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/17/2014 at 19:14

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In hard economic times, you gotta make sacrifices....