What the hell, Cadillac?

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 06/14/2014 at 10:41 • Filed to: BenjaminBait

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I guess now the cool thing is to release a twin turbo big 6 awd superboat with paddle shifters and lightweight alloy wheels and magnetic suspension without telling anyone? With a sticker price a touch over $68k, 420hp, and ALL DAT INTERIOR, I'm gonna have to give this a rating of 15/10 on the BenjaminBait scale

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjkCvg…

This big bitch is smoother than Cowboy Curtis pissing Colt 45.

Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2014 at 10:45

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Why not Vsport?

ly2v8-Brian > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2014 at 10:45

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They had an ad campaign for it.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2014 at 10:47

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Everyone loves a proper cadillac mega-yacht. They haven't had a really good one that was truly lustworthy since the 70s. Maybe the STS-V counts......maybe.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2014 at 10:49

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I don't understand why folks dislike the XTS, especially when they have this trim.

Your boy, BJR > Brian Silvestro 06/14/2014 at 10:50

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Because that car is cool. It makes sense. The XTS v-sport is just absurd. It's like something out of one of my fever dreams. There can't be a huge market for it, it makes no sense, I can't see them selling to many, and yet, if I want to go on the lot and pick one up, I can. Keep your silly little Fiesta, Brian. THIS is the greatest American new car on the market.

Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2014 at 11:02

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Well you do make some good points.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2014 at 11:33

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Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/14/2014 at 11:48

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BeaterGT > Brian Silvestro 06/14/2014 at 12:06

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Why ever Vsport?

Kinja wins.

Brian Silvestro > BeaterGT 06/14/2014 at 12:10

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This is true!

heliochrome85 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/14/2014 at 13:38

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meh.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > heliochrome85 06/14/2014 at 15:33

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That's the competition.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2014 at 17:44

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YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A THING?

Only the best thing in Cadillac's lineup when it comes to absolute absurdity!?

Your boy, BJR > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/14/2014 at 18:32

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I know now, and my stepdad is Head honcho at a NJ caddy dealer (Pine Belt) So I'm gonna try to end up with that exact XTS v-sport come this winter (stepbro has a ATS 2.0T, my mom a 3.6 CTS Coupe (performance package) and my stepdad has whatever he decides to take home for the night, recently a 2015 Escalade ESV)

heliochrome85 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/14/2014 at 21:17

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the sales numbers argue otherwise.