"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
06/14/2014 at 01:07 • Filed to: None
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"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
06/14/2014 at 01:07 • Filed to: None | 5
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OH MY GOD, ALL THE IDIOTS ARE OUT TONIGHT.
Everything was fine during the day, but once the sun went down, all the idiots came out.
Allow me to expand on this.
First, a lady yelled at me for going maybe 10 miles an hour in a parking lot. She yelled at me as she was WALKING OUT FROM BETWEEN TWO BUSHES WHERE I COULDN'T SEE HER. I then proceeded to tell her to kindly go fuck herself and accidentally spun my tires leaving the parking lot.
Then, I got suck behind a group of cars going 30 MILES AN HOUR getting onto the HIGHWAY, where the speed limit is 60 MILES AN HOUR. I change lanes, floor it to get up to speed so I don't get hit by a semi-truck, then a lady gives me the finger for blowing past her while she's still doing maybe 40.
And Finally, we end where me and a Chevy Silverado are stopped at a light next to each other. The light turns green and I take off pretty aggressively, still pissed off at the first two idiots. I then hear the V8 in the Silverado jump down two gears and scream past me. The idiot thought I was racing him.
Moral of the story kids, stay home on Friday the 13th, because that's when all the idiot drivers come out. And walkers. And parents who bring 10 month olds to a movie theater and not expect them to cry at the loud noises.
CAR_IS_MI
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/14/2014 at 01:13 |
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This is exactly why I'm inside re-painting a room instead of going out and doing anything on such a Friday night.
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Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> CAR_IS_MI
06/14/2014 at 01:14 |
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I would've stayed home, but my girlfriend just HAD to see this movie.
vdub_nut: scooter snob
> CAR_IS_MI
06/14/2014 at 02:13 |
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I'm getting shit-housed and testing the limits of both my new speakers AND my new neighbors' reluctance to call the police.
SCIENCE.