Checkmate Satan

Kinja'd!!! "Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager" (Nighthawkwill7)
06/13/2014 at 15:51 • Filed to: None

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1) Make a deal with the devil for $1,000,000,000 in exchange for your Soul.

2) Head over to a Kia dealership and purchase a Soul

3) When the devil shows up to collect the Soul then just hand him the keys.

4) Profit.

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DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
06/13/2014 at 15:54

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You don't need to make a deal with the devil. You can just bet your Soul in a fiddling contest.


Kinja'd!!! Audi-os, Amigos! > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
06/13/2014 at 15:56

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I hear Kia dealerships in Atlanta are pad-locking their doors.

Because,

You know,

The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a Soul to steal.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
06/13/2014 at 16:00

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With the couple of jokes, might as well post the song: