NATIONALISM! OFFICIAL OPPO DIVEGRASS WORLD CUP TRASH TALKING THREAD

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06/12/2014 at 12:00 • Filed to: Trash Talk, World Cup, football, soccer, divegrass

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DOWN WITH ENGLAND
DOWN WITH PORTUGAL
CAPS LOCK ONLY

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DISCUSSION (95)


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:01

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FUCK YOU SPAIN!! HOLLAND IS GONNA CONQUISTADOR ALL OVER YOUR ASSES!!


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:03

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BLOCK! BUILDING KICK!


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:04

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THANKS FOR INCLUDING THE SPAIN/HOLLAND GIF! DUDE SO HAD IT COMING. REVENGE IS TOMORROW!!


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:05

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SOCCER IS BORING

YES I CALLED IT SOCCER

(just here to be a pain in the ass, i'll see myself out now)


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:05

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I HATE GHOSTS!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! DasWauto > philipilihp
06/12/2014 at 12:05

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SOON.

/tomorrow


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > philipilihp
06/12/2014 at 12:06

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THAT WASN'T ALL CAPS CHEESEHEAD; EDIT ACCORDINGLY


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/12/2014 at 12:07

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TAKE YOUR LOWER CASE LETTERS WITH YOU YANKEE


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:08

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I APOLOGIZE FOR THE OVERSIGHT. CONSIDER IT FIXED.

IBRAHIMOVIC IS OVER-RATED!!


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:08

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ALL OTHERS GETTING BTFO AT A SPORT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > vdub_nut: scooter snob
06/12/2014 at 12:10

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Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > vdub_nut: scooter snob
06/12/2014 at 12:11

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ITS A GOOD THING YOU DONT CARE BECAUSE THE USA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND WILL LOSE TO THE GERMANS 666-0


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/12/2014 at 12:12

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Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:12

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Boring Sport hope the USA does well, Otherwise DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > ly2v8-Brian
06/12/2014 at 12:14

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YOU MUST NOT BE GERMAN YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE RULES ALL CAPS YOU KRAUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > vdub_nut: scooter snob
06/12/2014 at 12:15

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CANADA CANNOT INTO WORLD CUP

CANADA IRRELEVANT WITHOUT SNOW

CANADA ONLY RELEVANT WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER, BECAUSE CANADA IS HELL


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/12/2014 at 12:15

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It's a sport for little kids until they graduate to more complicated sports like Football (Murican of course). Here in MN they start in hockey every thing else is to pass the time when it isn't hockey season.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:17

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I HATE FLOPPERS!!!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Dusty Ventures
06/12/2014 at 12:19

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THEN WEAR A JOCKSTRAP SOMETIME!


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > DasWauto
06/12/2014 at 12:19

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Have there ever been any brawls between pro/world cup players after some shit like this? I have been in many a baseball and rugby scrap after a cheap shot like that. And since it was Marines versus usually some other branch or even other countries army we were usually fighting to kill and maim people. Then came the bear spray from the MP's and that only made things worse. Nothing like standing in front of your CO with 9 of your boys beside you for a 8 vs. 18 battle royale.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:21

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I SAY WE AMERICANS DELIVER A LITTLE FREEDOM TO ALL THE SOCCER BALLS IN THE WORLD CUP.

SNIPERS DEPLOY! SHOOT THE BALL EVERY TIME THEY PUT A NEW ONE IN PLAY


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:21

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BUT I DEMAND FREEDOM!


Kinja'd!!! DasWauto > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
06/12/2014 at 12:22

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There have been some but it's definitely less common than in North America, by my observation at least.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:23

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USA! USA! USA! We shall Nigel De Jong the rest of the world!


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:23

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WIR WERDEN DIESE WELTMEISTERSCHAFT GEWINNEN SCHWEDE!


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:23

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DOWN WITH MERICA. UP WITH GHANA. BLACKSTARS FOR LIFE. HAVE GHANA CAR FLAG GET A LOT OF LOOKS LIKE "WHAT THE HELL FLAG IS THAT?"

I HATE URUGUAY!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Gamecat235
06/12/2014 at 12:23

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ALL I HEARD WAS USA! USA! USA! W N D J

YOUR LOWER CASE LETTERS HAVE NO POWER HERE


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:24

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PRAISE BE THE GLORIOUS NATIONALISTIC PRIDE KNOWN AS THE COTE D'IVOIRE YOU JIVE BASTARDS!!!!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Victorious Secret
06/12/2014 at 12:24

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LOOK AT ME I HAVE AN APOSTROPHE IN MY NAME WELL ARENT YOU SPECIAL


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:24

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CANADA COULD INTO WORLD CUP IN 1986. CANADA DID NOT HOWEVER INTO SCORING GOALS DURING SAID WORLD CUP. EEL WITH IT!


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:25

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I SAID WE SHALL NIGEL DE JONG THE REST OF THE WORLD.

I DON'T CAPS LOCK WELL. THIS IS TIRING.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:25

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AS A GHANA FAN I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:25

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Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > ly2v8-Brian
06/12/2014 at 12:26

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NOOOOO GO GHANA END THE US'S WORLD CUP RUN LIKE WE HAVE IN THE LAST TWO WORLD CUPS!!! BLACKSTARS FOR LIFE!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > thebigbossyboss
06/12/2014 at 12:26

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GERMANY WILL ANSCHULSS GHANA SOON ENOUGH


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > ly2v8-Brian
06/12/2014 at 12:26

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HERE IN CANADA IT'S ALWAYS HOCKEY SEASON.


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:27

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WORLD CUP IS OF IRRELEVANT ONLY LE MANS RELEVANT. WORLD CUP CANNOT INTO BEST WEEKEND OF YEAR EVERY YEAR.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Victorious Secret
06/12/2014 at 12:27

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BLACKSTARS SHOOT ELEPHANTS. DISCUSS.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Viggen
06/12/2014 at 12:27

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WORLD CUP IS OF ENTIRE MONTH

LE MANS HAS AUDIS, THE CAR OF ACCOUNTANTS


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > vdub_nut: scooter snob
06/12/2014 at 12:28

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when the draw Germoneyball with little eyes it makes me think of this.


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > ly2v8-Brian
06/12/2014 at 12:29

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Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > thebigbossyboss
06/12/2014 at 12:30

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Kind of is here too almost every town has a year round hockey rink FRESH ICE FOR THE WHOLE YEAR.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:30

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-Polishes Olympic Gold Hockey medal-


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:31

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THE US IS RANKED 13TH IN FIFA STANDINGS. SWEDEN ISNT EVEN IN THE WORLD CUP LAWLZ


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:31

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WORLD CUP IS OF TAKE TOO LONG.

WORLD CUP HAS VUVUZELAS, THE NOISE OF DOOM


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > ly2v8-Brian
06/12/2014 at 12:32

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Yeah man, Minnesota is a lot like Canada in many respects.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
06/12/2014 at 12:33

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GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO DO WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR COUCH NOT USING ALL CAPS WHILE TO AMERICAN CITIES FIGHT FOR THE CUP


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > thebigbossyboss
06/12/2014 at 12:34

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I've heard jokingly referred to as the 11th Province because of our love for hockey.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PatBateman
06/12/2014 at 12:34

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I ALREADY SAID DOWN WITH PORTUGAL AMERIFATS CAN'T EVEN READ


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:35

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INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND!!! GO-O INGERLAND..

Well, not really, I'd love to see England take this home, but honestly, they got the same chance as Cameroon.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
06/12/2014 at 12:36

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SILLY NORWEGIANS USING LOWER CASE LETTERS


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:36

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I SAID NOTHING ABOUT PORTUGAL YOU SNOW TURD IT ISNT MY FAULT YOUR TEAM CANNOT INTO WORLD CUP.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:37

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SORRY. WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN :)


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > ly2v8-Brian
06/12/2014 at 12:37

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You should join us and become the 11th province. You would be bigger than 8/10 provinces.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PatBateman
06/12/2014 at 12:38

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THE MEXICAN TEAM HAS ABOUT AS MUCH OF A CHANCE AS SWEDEN

YOU LIVE IN TEXAS, SO YOU OBVIOUSLY ROOT FOR MEXICO


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:39

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And both teams are full of Canadian players...


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > DasWauto
06/12/2014 at 12:39

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WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU GUYS!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
06/12/2014 at 12:39

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BECAUSE THEY LEFT CANADA AT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > thebigbossyboss
06/12/2014 at 12:41

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But then we wouldn't have the biggest shopping mall in the country anymore.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:41

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Same thing Lundqvist did?


Kinja'd!!! Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:41

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GERMANY!

KLOSE WILL BRING THEM HOME.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > EL_ULY
06/12/2014 at 12:41

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FUCKING ESPANA


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > Dusty Ventures
06/12/2014 at 12:42

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I CHANGED MY AVATAR. DEAL WITH IT.

(I'll change it back after the WC)


Kinja'd!!! Cable > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:42

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Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:44

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I AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT MEXICO'S CHANCES. BUT I AM FOR USMNT, WHICH I THINK STANDS FOR US MUTANT NINJA TURTLES BECAUSE THATS HOW MUCH I REALLY CARE ABOUT NON-AMERICAN FOOTBALL.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
06/12/2014 at 12:44

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BEATS GOING TO RUSSIA OR CANADA


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:45

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sorry eh.


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > PatBateman
06/12/2014 at 12:48

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COINCIDENTALLY THE USMNT KNOWS ABOUT AS MUCH ABOUT FOOTBALL AS THE TMNT. NOW THAT WOULD BE A GOOD GAME TO WATCH.


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > Gamecat235
06/12/2014 at 12:53

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ONLY KINGDOM OF NETHERLANDS IS AUTHORIZED TO NIGEL DE JONG ANYONE. AND WILL NIGEL DE JONG EVERYONE. STARTING WITH THOSE BULLFIGHTING SPANISH ASSHOLES. GO EAT SOME TINY DISHES.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > philipilihp
06/12/2014 at 12:56

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"KINGDOM"? I SHALL NIGEL DE JONG THIS SUPPOSED "KINGDOM" TO BRING GLORIOUS FREEDOM TO THE NEDERLANDERS!


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > Gamecat235
06/12/2014 at 12:59

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HIS MAJESTY THE LION OF ORANGE WILL FREEDOM ALL OVER EAGLES. PUNY BIRDS DON'T STAND CHANCES AGAINST MIGHTY PAWS OF CLAWS.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 12:59

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DIS GON BE GUD


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW.
06/12/2014 at 13:00

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Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
06/12/2014 at 13:00

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Polishes 2014 Olympic gold hockey medal.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > PatBateman
06/12/2014 at 13:01

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GHANA WILL END YOU. JUST LIKE THE PAST TWO WORLD CUPS. DEAL WITH IT.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Gamecat235
06/12/2014 at 13:02

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Kinja'd!!! Battery Tender Unnecessary > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 13:03

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Over-reacting/faking soccer gifs just remind me of badly done/hilarious fight scenes from the original Star Trek.

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Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 13:03

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COTE D'IVOIRE!!! BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO CHEER FOR THEM!!!


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > philipilihp
06/12/2014 at 13:04

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I HAVE SEEN YOUR "LION", AND YOUR "ORANJE" YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL COLORS RIGHT! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND EXCELLENT FOOTBALLERS AND RELAXED APPROACHES TO LIFE AND ITS PLEASURES DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE...

WAIT...

HMMM...

I SHALL STILL SEEK FAIR USAGE OF THE ABILITY TO DE JONG OTHERS WITH, OR WITHOUT OR YOUR "ACCEPTANCE".


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > thebigbossyboss
06/12/2014 at 13:05

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THAT DISMISS BUTTON IS AWFULLY TEMPTING RIGHT ABOUT NOW.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > thebigbossyboss
06/12/2014 at 13:09

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GHANA IS RANKED 37TH IN FIFA STANDINGS. US IS 13TH. LIVE IN THE NOW.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Gamecat235
06/12/2014 at 13:13

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THIS IS WRONG AND TERRIBLE


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > thebigbossyboss
06/12/2014 at 13:16

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http://youtu.be/s2IaFaJrmno

I WAS SPEAKING OF DEUTSCHLAND!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Battery Tender Unnecessary
06/12/2014 at 13:19

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OH SURE, PHYSICIANN, THE ONE TIME YOU USE LEGIBLE WRITTEN COMMUNICATION YOU DON'T FOLLOW THE ALL CAPS RULE


Kinja'd!!! The Revengel > Battery Tender Unnecessary
06/12/2014 at 13:54

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LANDON DONAVAN WILL DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE THE COMPETITION (wait . . . ) I MEAN TONY MEOLA WILL DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE (holdon . . . lemme go to ESPN)

JOSE AVENTADOR WILL USE ACTIVE AERO TO DIVE BOMB TEH GROUP OF DEAF!

'MURICA!


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > Gamecat235
06/12/2014 at 14:14

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YOU'RE VERY LUCKY KINGDOM OF NETHERLANDS IS VERY TOLERANCE MUCH ACCEPTANCE SUCH WOW OTHERWISE YOU WOULD SEE MANY DE JONGS.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 14:20

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What an actor... Neymar makes it look like there was a bomb in the other guy's hand. Look at that expression of raw unfiltered pain!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
06/12/2014 at 14:21

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BEING GLORIOUS BRAZILIAN MASTER RACE IS NO EXCUSE FOR LOWERCASE LETTERS


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 14:23

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I'm Italian now, I even have a small letter thingy signed by someone important that recognizes it. :p


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
06/12/2014 at 14:25

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THEN YOU SHAME YOUR COUNTRYMEN BY NOT SHOUTING AND WAVING YOUR HANDS CAPICHE?


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 14:32

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CAPISCO, PORCA MISERIA!


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > Gamecat235
06/12/2014 at 15:53

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MY AVATAR JUST NIGEL DE JONG'ED YOUR AVATAR.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > For Sweden
06/12/2014 at 17:50

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WIE BITTE?


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > For Sweden
06/13/2014 at 16:44

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OI!!! FOR SWEDEN!! HOW YOU LIKE THEM POLLS NOW EYH? POOLTRACKER AINT YOUR FRIEND NOW IS IT ;)


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > For Sweden
06/16/2014 at 11:00

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HAHAHAHAHA URGUAY LOST TO COSTA RICA. I HATE SUAREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!