The Horror!

Kinja'd!!! "ChampagneChariot" (champagnechariot)
06/10/2014 at 17:18 • Filed to: LOLCARS?

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > ChampagneChariot
06/10/2014 at 17:23

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At least the seller still has the original wheels


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > ChampagneChariot
06/10/2014 at 17:29

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I'd give him 3500$ and begin a fun project.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > ChampagneChariot
06/10/2014 at 17:33

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Deep breaths, it will be okay. We even still have the original wheels. We can make her right again!


Kinja'd!!! ChampagneChariot > Alfalfa
06/10/2014 at 18:04

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True, but why would you put THOSE wheels on in the first place?!?!


Kinja'd!!! ChampagneChariot > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
06/10/2014 at 18:04

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How so?


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > ChampagneChariot
06/10/2014 at 18:06

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Obviously because they're a terrible person, and probably drown puppies in their basement.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > ChampagneChariot
06/10/2014 at 23:50

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I would guess shiny paint + giant rims - clean engine bay = show car owned by someone who cared more about what it looked like and less how it drove. Often come with deferred maintenance.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > ChampagneChariot
06/11/2014 at 09:28

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Well, the interior looked pretty decent. I would have it repainted factory silver, re-badge and sticker it to be like an original 2002 turbo. Buy some Alpinas, follow some of the threads on the m5board and bimmerforums about swapping the original suspension for that from either an e30 or e36 M3, upgrade brakes and tires, and that would probably be all I could accomplish on my own. Possibly look into sourcing and swapping a S14, but then I would have to drop the turbo badges.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
06/11/2014 at 09:28

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Bye bye original motor, hello LSx swap. Only kidding :)


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > ChampagneChariot
06/11/2014 at 10:54

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Something like this


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
06/11/2014 at 20:19

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If I was doing a crazy engine swap, 2.2 ecotec. Gm used to offer the turbo cobalt engine.

http://www.jegs.com/p/Chevrolet-Pe…

Or Cosworth Ford Duratec

http://www.cosworth.com/products/crate…