"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 06/05/2014 at 11:40 • Filed to: Rants, poetry

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First they came for the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a garage.
Then they came for the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a car pundit.
Then they came for !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and I did not speak out—
Because I was not John Davis.
Then they came for !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! —and there was no one left to comment for me.

Hermann > For Sweden 06/05/2014 at 11:47

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Meanwhile, graverobber keeps delivering.

Agrajag > For Sweden 06/05/2014 at 11:53

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That's upsetting.

Matt Hardigree > For Sweden 06/05/2014 at 11:58

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We've been moving around some of the staff roles and timing, so we'll bring it back as soon as we get that figured out. JFG also may come back. MWT kind of ran its course.

Raphael Orlove > For Sweden 06/05/2014 at 12:10

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kcab gnimoc si egarag ysatnaf kinpolaj eht

Gamecat235 > Raphael Orlove 06/05/2014 at 12:13

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Scaggnetti > For Sweden 06/05/2014 at 12:15

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Matt Hardigree 06/05/2014 at 12:28

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What about project car hell?

mcseanerson > For Sweden 06/05/2014 at 12:30

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am I the only one who misses project car hell?

Bullitt417 > Hermann 06/05/2014 at 12:59

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Graverobber is one of the unsung heros of Jalopnik. I never really think about it but there is always a new and clever NPoCP each day. Thank you Graverobber for your tireless efforts.

Matt Hardigree > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 13:04

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Murilee took that with him. Technically, legally,I think we still own it. But Murilee is great and I have no intention of being a dick to him about it.

Kate's Dirty Sister > For Sweden 06/05/2014 at 13:07

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The COTD has been so boring since the roll out of Kinja, when they made the switch from comment to conversation of the day.

Before that it was usually something that stood out, but then it's been more like a random comment with a few replies.

Before, a COTD was something like this :

Zuzax

I hate it when the thing turns in the machine but the dildo doesn't move far enough to fall down so you try to shake the machine but the dildo doesn't fall so do you just leave and feel cheated or do you end up putting more money in the machine and end up either getting two dildos when you only wanted one or worse you end up paying double for your dildo and feel totally ripped off.

I hate that. Dildo machines are a ripoff.

Now, a COTD is more like that :

Commenter A : McPherson struts are here to stay

Commenter B : Can't argue on that one

Commenter C : Yup.

Tom McParland > Raphael Orlove 06/08/2014 at 13:18

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Lol I live in EHT

Tohru > Matt Hardigree 10/29/2014 at 16:56

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It's almost November. You get your stuff figured out yet?