Show Us (Me): Your Favorite Fast Slow Car

Kinja'd!!! "Stupidru" (Schm1an)
06/05/2014 at 10:24 • Filed to: None

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Unlike the other game, what's your favorite slow car that goes fast? Because we all know it's more fun to drive a shitbox at 9/10 than a Ferrari at 2/10

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DISCUSSION (34)


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 10:27

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Dodge Spirit R/T


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 10:28

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You already ruined the game, we all know the FieSTa is the best.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 10:28

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1995-1999 chevrolet monte carlos. They can be bought for less than a grand, fixed for 20$ and beaten till they cry without remorse or fear. Also the 3.1L V6 sounds great with an exhaust.


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
06/05/2014 at 10:30

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I had a Lumina in high school and I hated everything about it. After I owned my Legacy GT I had to take that sad panda in to get the emissions checked, and I felt like I was driving a boat


Kinja'd!!! Opposite Locksmith > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 10:30

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WRX

I can say this, I own one


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 10:33

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I'm following the themanwithsauce here but …. with V8 noises and moving in a sideways manner she sure felt fast.

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Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 10:41

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Kinja'd!!! Racescort666 > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 10:46

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Obviously...


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > Opposite Locksmith
06/05/2014 at 10:53

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Some might say that a WRX is already a rally-bred fast car


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > Racescort666
06/05/2014 at 10:54

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So far you're in the lead!


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > Milky
06/05/2014 at 10:59

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I've never known a butt dyno to lie


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 11:03

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That makes it all the more fun to toss around. You haven't lived until you've gone on three wheels in a W-body on purpose.


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 11:09

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Am I doing this correctly. Camry SE V6


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 11:17

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I rather enjoy mine. It may not be fast, but it looks awesome and puts down decent times at autocross.

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Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 11:20

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Well my Jeep is the slowest thing I've ever driven (seriously, my old I6 pickup truck when I wired 2 plug wires backwards was faster...) and its a blast to drive so that.

If it has to be a car car, my old saab 9 3 turbo. Fun because I was able to up the boost to fuel cut and would race Mustangs and AMGs and the like...


Kinja'd!!! Opposite Locksmith > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 11:53

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in a straight line they're fairly quick, but not that much. And stock they have a tendency to understeer, but to solve that you can go slow four wheel drifting all over the corners


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 12:03

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Supercharged engine? Yup. 0-60 in 6.7 seconds (apparently)? Also yep.

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Plus a good one can be had for about $2500


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
06/05/2014 at 12:27

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Not a bad choice actually. Over 250hp


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > Jayhawk Jake
06/05/2014 at 12:27

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My immediate thought was no way since I've ridden in my coworker's, but I bet they're a hoot to toss around in AutoX


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > CAR_IS_MI
06/05/2014 at 12:28

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I drove my uncle's old 9-3 Turbo which was actually a VERY fun car!


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > Opposite Locksmith
06/05/2014 at 12:29

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Subarus are so much fun in winter- I'm on my 3rd


Kinja'd!!! Opposite Locksmith > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 12:52

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on my first! But since buying mine, my girlfriend bought an impreza, and my brother did after that! And we are in Texas so it's not like it's the only logical choice.

Looking for a second ru though, a beater though! Looking for a clean anything with a blown hg


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 13:05

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What model does your co worker have?

You have to remember there's a stupid slow engine option, the 1.8L


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 13:09

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My 91 Civic. it was a super fun daily diver, and an even better off roader.

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Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
06/05/2014 at 13:10

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but they only have two pedals


Kinja'd!!! PilotMan > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 13:16

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I beat her every day. Get in, hit sport mode, turn off ESC.

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Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
06/05/2014 at 14:12

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You're a sad, sad person if you think anything with two pedals can't be fun.


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > Jayhawk Jake
06/05/2014 at 15:25

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He's got the Sonic RS like you do, and he's even got a tune. It's still sluggish


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Stupidru
06/05/2014 at 15:40

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I don't believe you.

My car is anything but sluggish. Like, at all. Especially not with a tune. It's not setting any land speed records, but the 0-60 with the tune is in the low 7 second range. It's a quick little car.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
06/06/2014 at 02:31

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dat body roll


Kinja'd!!! ninequattroquattro > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
06/06/2014 at 09:45

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As someone who has autocrossed one I know this feeling! Body roll is right but just as fun as any other car!


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
06/06/2014 at 09:47

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it's not that it can't be fun. it's just that it can't be as much fun.


Kinja'd!!! ninequattroquattro > CAR_IS_MI
06/06/2014 at 09:48

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That fuel cut tho... it'll knock your head on the steering wheel!


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > ninequattroquattro
06/06/2014 at 09:55

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Yea it was the eventual demise of the car. A fully stock saab motor was not meant to take 18psi...